"Edward Elric! Get in here!" Mustang yelled

"OOO someone's in trouble" Havoc teased

"Oh shove it, Jean. It's not my fault Mustang has no sense of humor"

"No but it's your fault that he found out you're the one that started the rumor that he enjoyed going to karaoke bars dressed in drag to prove he could be prettier than all of the girls he dated""How was I to know the rumor would take off so well? I didn't expect him to get hit on. I figured that the guys knew Roy well enough to know what's real and what's a joke."Jean just laughed and shook his head as Ed walked to his doom…ahem.. I mean to Mustang's office to get the lecture of his life.

Ed walked into Roy's office, shut the door and flopped down on his couch kicking his feet up. "You bellowed?""You think you're pretty funny don't you?""Not particularly no. Why? Did I do something funny?" Ed asked innocently

"You know what you said. You knew it would get back to me when you said it. What is there to stop me from snapping my fingers at you right now?""Hmm… I don't know what you're talking about ma'am… I mean sir, but in answer to your question, you wouldn't want to get singe marks on your couch or carpet." Ed grinned at Roy and could have sworn he almost say Roy smile back.

"Well, Fullmetal since we apparently are getting no where this way I propose we settle this differently."

"What now?""Well, I'm suppose to have dressed in drag to prove I'm prettier than all the girls I have dated right? Well, I propose we both dress in drag go to a bar and see who gets hit on the most. Whoever loses has to get their picture taken and blown up for the whole office to see."

"Ed raised his eyebrow at Roy "Um.. Roy? Have you lost your mind?""Maybe. What do you say?""If I refuse?""You do my paper work for the next three months"

"Alright fine. When are we doing this?""Tonight, before you find a way out of it.""You're on. Prepare to be embarrassed" Later that evening"I don't understand brother, why did you buy girls clothes and make up? We're not going to see Winry for another couple of weeks.""You'll see why Al, just hold on." Ed called through the door.Five minutes later Ed came out wearing a sparkling black dress that made his eyes pop his hair was down and he looked like he had even curled the ends. He also had make up on.

"Brother? Is there something you want to tell me?' Al asked backing away from Ed.

"Yep, Mustang and I have a bet on who can be the prettiest looking girl. Loser gets a picture of them dressed as a girl blown up in the office, Winner gets to tease mercilessly for a month the loser without any repercussions."

"You've finally lost it. I knew that would happen one day but I didn't expect it of Mustang." Al said shaking his head and leaving the room.Ed left to go meet Mustang after Al left.

"I thought you had chickened out Fullmetal," Roy called from the under the street light he was leaning against waiting. Edward looked Roy up and down. He was dressed in a dark blue dress that stopped at mid thigh, blue heels and a long dark wig. Ed had to admit if he hadn't known it was Roy, he'd have thought she was pretty. "Never Flame. I'd never lose the chance to le the whole office see you like this. I'd feel awful if I didn't share this with them all."

"We'll see. Shall we?" Roy asked motioning towards the bar.

'lets go" Ed said and they entered.

"Let's sit at the bar. The one who gets the most drinks bought for them wins." Flame explained the rules as they walked towards the bar."Deal. Be ready to say cheese"With that they shut up and the night went on.Ed had no idea there were so many perverts in Central until that night. He had many men buy him drinks and offer him a "ride home" among other things. Men made indecent proposals to Roy as well but in the end when they were almost to drunk to remember their wager, it was decided that Ed won."Congratulations, Fullmetal. You're the prettiest girl" Roy slurred as they walked out of the bar."Thanks Flame. What was our wager again?" He asked, looking as if he was thinking hard about what he was suppose to have won."I don't remember lets get home and get sleep. We'll remember tomorrow' Roy answered and they stumbled along until they got to Roy's house. "You can just sleep here" Roy said as the tripped inside and Roy instantly dropped on the couch and passed out.

Ed grinned, glad that he had fooled Flame into believing he forgot, reached into the purse he had carried and got out the camera. He snapped a couple pictures of Roy and then put the camera back in his purse and went to sleep in a chair.

The next morning Roy woke up and found Ed already gone. Deciding it was just a bad dream or something he went to get some medicine for his head and then started getting ready for work. He knew something was up as soon as he walked into the office. Everyone stopped talking around him and they were all smirking or looking like they were trying not to laugh. When he got into the area his personal team worked he saw why everyone was in such a merry mood. There was a picture of himself, dressed in drag with a banner hanging over the life size picture saying "Roy Mustang, Prettiest Girl in all of Central"

Next thing the office heard was "EDWARD ELRIC!"