Bob the Builder
Summary:
Bob the Builder is dead! Not a good summary I know; please read and let me know what you think. Oh. My friend gave me this title.
Spoilers/Pairings/Rating:
None :( T because of language.
Disclaimer:
Not mine. But this idea is some-what mine.
1. No! Not Bob the Builder!
Grissom sighed. Now killers were killing children's favorite cartoon characters.
Catherine was trying not to laugh. The whole situation; fucking funny.
Warrick's jaw had dropped at the sight. How does one kill a cartoon character?
Nick was holding his camera and had the "What the fuck" look on his face as he looked at the victim.
Sara shook her head. Stupid. How can one kill Bob the Builder? He was a flippen' cartoon character!
Greg couldn't believe it. He looked down at the chubby dead victim.
Brass stood there with a smile on his face and was trying not to laugh.
David, the corner, sat by the body looking dumbfounded. David began to wonder what the inside of a cartoon character looked like...
Catherine placed her hands on her hips and finally laughed out loud. The team looked at her but she didn't care. This who situation was fucking stupid. Catherine just shook her head and sighed. "This is fucking stupid. He's a cartoon character. How much do you wanna bet that this whole thing is a trick?" She said with a smile on her face.
"How does one kill a cartoon character? Are we all cartoon characters now?" Warrick asked; ignoring Catherine.
"It's still a crime scene. Let's get started..." Grissom began until Sara interrupted him.
"Stupid. I agree with Catherine and Warrick. Impossible. This is a joke, right?" Sara asked to no-one in particular yet was staring at Grissom with wide eyes.
"I'm not working this scene." Nick said simply.
"Guys!" Greg yelled. Everyone turned to look at him. "This is Bob the Builder! God! He's amazing. He teaches kids how to build, how to be nice and everything. I care! If you don't care, then leave, I'll work the scene. Bob is a classic. Some-one will pay for this." Greg said. The team all gave him "What the fuck" looks. Greg stomped his and threw his back and said "GOD!" He threw his hands in defeat and stormed off.
Brass laughed. "I love these cases."
David smiled. "Do you think he has a rubber heart, liver, brain, and everything? Wonder what his blood looks like!" Greg stormed back.
"Why the hell did I leave?! You guys don't care...LEAVE!" Greg nearly yelled. Catherine, Warrick, Nick and Sara all got into their cars and drove off as fast as they could. Brass slowly backed up and sighed.
"I'm gonna go talk to some cartoon characters to see if they heard or saw anything." Brass said. Then nearly running away from Greg. Grissom and David were left. David's mind was still thinking about what the inside of the body would look like. Grissom gave Greg a pat on the back.
"Good job, Greg." Grissom said happily. "I'll be sure to put this on your evaluation. You deserve a raise." Greg smiled widely and secretly laughed at the rest of them. Grissom and Greg both crouched down beside the body.
David snapped out of his thinking and sighed. "I'm not sure what to tell you guys."
"Yeah. This'll be a hard one." Grissom replied.
Greg knew that this was gonna sound stupid yet said it anyway. "Can we solve it?"
Grissom rolled his eyes yet responded. "Yes we can."
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