At a bank; an explosion happened and Megavolt, Joker, and Bushroot emerged from it with loads of money bags.
"Thanks for the loot." said Joker.
He did his signature laugh.
He was about to run when a voice is heard.
"Not so fast Joker." said a Familiar Voice.
Joker is shocked.
"Oh no not Batman." said Joker and smiled. "But it would be good seeing him again."
However; Sonic ended up drop kicking the clown prince of crime.
"It's a long ways from being the dark knight." said Sonic.
He leaped over to Megavolt and began battling him.
Joker was about to get Sonic, but was strangled from behind by Mike with a broom stick.
Joker is shocked.
"You." said Joker.
Mike was about to attack Joker again when he and Megavolt were teleported away.
Sonic and Mike are shocked.
"What the?" They asked
Bushroot looked around and realized that he was still in the area.
"Hey, those assholes forgot about me." said Bushroot.
He was then teleported away.
"Looks like Mal is running out of ideas for world domination." said Sonic.
Mike sighed.
"I don't like the looks of this. He practically ruined my life by having me be sent to Juvenile hall, and almost ruining my love life." said Mike.
Back at Mal's lair Mal was steaming mad, literally.
There was steam coming from his ears.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!" He shouted.
The villains were cowering in fear.
"You're all a bunch of incompetent fools. I was more successful without any of you losers." said Mal.
He pulled out a book and looked at a page that had a picture of what looked like the Sword of Darkness.
"This time, it's personal." said Mal.
He walked off.
But what he didn't know was that a camera that looked like a small mechanical spider was watching the whole thing.
At the mansion; Randy was in the computer room watching everything.
He paused the video and rewound it before zooming into the image of the sword.
Randy was confused.
"What is this?" said Randy.
Sonic and Mike entered the room and saw the sword on the computer.
Mike went over to the controls and pushed some buttons before the sword appeared on the internet.
"Centuries ago; there was a battle between three beings and one villain who tried to wipe out all of life on Earth with the very sword. But in order to do that, they had to sacrifice their own lives to ensure that the sword was hidden for good, and that no one can find it." said Mike.
Mike was confused.
"Weird." said Mike.
With Mal; he was on Onyx and he was looking around.
"If this map is correct then the sword should be on this planet." said Mal. "Man I'm thirsty. I better get a drink as well."
He saw the Onyx Tavern and smirked.
"That place will do." He said.
In the Onyx Tavern we see all kinds of monsters.
One of them is King Sphinx and one was Lizzinator who were cheering and talking.
Some were the Watchdogs and they were relaxing and playing cards.
Even Dominator's Robots were relaxing.
Just then Mal came in and everyone in the Onyx Tavern saw him and went quiet.
Mal walked over to the bar slowly as everyone stared on in silence.
The alternate personality sat down on a stool.
"Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred." said Mal.
Everyone in the tavern started laughing.
The bartender approached Mal.
"Dude, we don't serve anything that James Bond would drink since it's very disgusting in real life." said the bartender.
Mal pulled out a light blue version of a blaster that looked like G1 Megatron in blaster mode before shooting Brainiac (Superman: The Animated Series) through the chest who then fell on the ground dead.
Everyone gasped in shock.
Mal aimed the blaster at the bartender.
"You were saying?" said Mal.
The Bartender gulped.
"Would you like any chicken legs as well?' asked the Bar Tender.
The Chunky Chicken became shocked and jumped out the window.
"No, I'll be fine." said Mal, "Just the martini."
The Bar Tender walked off and Mal turned to the patrons.
"Attention everyone, I'm am looking for the Sword of Destruction, and I have reason to believe that it's on this planet. Now, does anyone know where I can find it?" said Mal.
A buff and face painted man named Fistrick (Ben 10 Omniverse) approached Mal.
"I know where that is bro, and there is no way you'll make me talk. I'm seeking it myself." said Fistrick.
He then cracked his knuckles.
"I'll make sure you don't find it before me." said Fistrick.
He was about to grab Mal, but the evil twin grabbed Fistrick's arm and held him in a hammer lock, breaking his arm a bit.
Fistrick screamed.
"What did you say to me?" said Mal.
Everyone is shocked.
"You're looking for that sword trust me no one should get it its to powerful." said Lizzinator.
Mal let go of Fistrick before approaching Lizzinnator and aiming a blaster to his face.
"Listen buddy, that sword is going to me my key to world domination, or better yet, universal conquest." said Mal.
He turned on the blaster.
"Either you help me find that sword, or it's ca putt to you." said Mal, "What do you say?"
Lizzinator jumped out the window and onto a Horse.
"HI HO SILVER AWAY!" Lizzinator shouted.
The Horse nodded and ran off.
Mal scoffed.
"Cowards." said Mal.
The bartender appeared with a martini.
"You shaken martini." said the bartender.
Mal grabbed the drink and drank it before putting the glass on the table.
"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You guys are wimps." said Mal.
He walked out of the tavern, but then he grabbed a trash can and started vomiting.
"UGH, Liver damage." Mal said before he continued to vomit.
All the villains were looking outside and saw everything.
"Called it." said Pudgy Pig.
Mal shot the pig and he turned into bacon.
"I'm OK." said Pudgy Pig.