It was nighttime in the Cul-Da-Sac, and Ed was binge watching a monster movie marathon.

All the while snacking on the many foods he had gathered for this event.

"Chunky Puff and Gravy with buttered toast. Yum," Ed said as he went to his bathtub for more gravy

Yet unknown to the tall yellow Ed, this concoction of junk food (along with whatever, non-edible things he had devoured recently) was doing a number on his bowels. His stomach growled and gurgled loudly, trying to break down and digest it all

"Tummy want more!" Ed said, thinking all the noise meant he was still hungry

Just then though, the door to his room burst open.

"ED!" Sarah his bratty bully of a little sister said "Keep it down will ya, I'm..."

Sarah then saw Ed's stomach begin to growl and gurgle even louder now, as if some monster or demon were trying to burst out of the gut.

"Evil Tim has infected me with a parasite from the underworld!" Ed proclaimed "Run baby sister!"

Sarah took his brothers advise and began to leave his basement room. Sadly she didn't get three steps away before IT happened

"FART!"

A green gas blasted out of Ed's backside and quickly filled his room. The sheer force of it leaving his body tore Ed's pajama pants off! Sarah wasn't able to shut the door to her brothers room in time. Thus she was the first victim of his devastating flatulence!

Though closing the door would have been fruitless, as the door which led to the basement burst from the hinges, filling the home with Ed's fart.

Yet the mass of gas wasn't though yet, as it burst from the house and spread like wildfire to all the inhabitants of the Cul-Da-Sac. None were sparred from ED's unholy fart

"OH MY LORD!" Double D said holding his nose, eyes watering.

"AH!" Kevin cried. He could feel his nose hairs burning away

Jimmy passed out

"Plank!" Johnny said seeing his wooden friend start to peel and decompose. Only to pass out from the odor.

In the end all the inhabitants of the Cul-Da-Sac passed out with teary, bloodshot eyes.

"Excuse me," Ed said going back to his movies, unaffected by his own gas

The End