Chapter One: The Beginning Of The End
"Alright," Mikey said to his best bud Jackob. "We need an idea for a lit fanfiction.
"Well, our two friends quincent and quillfish have a fanfiction account and are writing a random stupid fanfic about superheroes making love to bacon." Jackob said, as he scratched his left kidney. He knew he was close to total organ failure at this point, but he was too lazy to do anything about it.
"That sound like a great idea!" Mikey replied. He felt his epilepsy activate as he began to convulse on the floor. At that moment, their friend Michelle Durz walked in and all of a sudden fell to the floor and died. At that very moment, their other friend Roberto, who was sitting down snorting coke and dealing "Uno Cards" (Heroin) got up and decided in a drug induced rage to jump off the roof of the school. He broke both of his legs, and realizing something was wrong, he got up and walked to the hospital. "What should we call our fanfiction?" Jackob questioned.
"I have an idea!" Mikey exclaimed "we can call it That one time two guys wanted to write a fanfiction about two girls who were writing a fanfiction!"
"Oh Yeah! That's a great idea!" Jackob said and put his hand up for a high five. Mikey, who was blind in one eye did not see Jackob raise his hand, and proceeded to stand there looking at him. Jackob obviously did not remember Mikey's blindness and decided to go in for the high five anyways, hitting Mikey in the face.
"OW!"
Hi, I'm Mikey and with me is my boi Jackob. We are just two idiots who decided to write a stupid fanfiction for our own twisted enjoyment, so sit back, relax, and let the autism unfold. Please visit our friends QuinceQuilly, who make fucked up fanfictions that you would want to show your kids. Email them at and check out our homemade youtuber zankye who makes the LIT beyblade videos this side of the Mississippi. Search Zankye in youtube and look for the guy who looks like a fetus. Goodnight and good riddance.