Author's Note: I don't own 'X-men' or 'Lumberjack Song'. They belong to Marvel Comics and Monty Python.
Wolverine Song (Sung by Wolverine and the X-men)
By Charles Xavier
"Hey, Wolverine!" Said Jubilee. "What's it like being yourself?"
"Well, Jubes, I've always enjoyed being an X-men. And with you by my side, it just makes me want to sing……sing…..sing……"
I am Wolverine
And I'm all right
I work all day
I like to fight
He is Wolverine
And he's all right
He works all day
And he likes to fight
I take down guys
I beat them up
I throw them in the garbage can
I sign my autographs
For all my die-hard fans
He takes down guys
He beats them up
He throws them in the garbage can
He signs his autographs
For all his die hard fans
He is Wolverine
And he's all right
He works all day
And he likes to fight
I take down guys
I cut them up
I slice them with my claws
I wear Jubilee's clothing
And hang with young male whores
He takes down guys
He cuts them up
He slices them with his claws
He wears Jubilee's clothing
And hangs with young male whores
Everyone looked at each other confused. Jubilee's smile dimmed, but still she stood beside Wolverine as he continued his song. Gene simply nudged Cyclops who began to support the others to carry on singing.
He is Wolverine
And he's all right
He works all day
And he likes to fight
I take down guys
I strip their clothes
I like to kiss their butts
I wish I'd been a homo
Just like my dear old pops
He takes down guys
He strips their clothes…..
The X-men looked at each other and scowled at Wolverine.
"Oh! Shut up!"
"You little pervert!"
"Tu es un petit merde!"
"Go back to where you came from!"
"We're leaving!"
"You're a disgrace!"
All the X-men left the scene, leaving Wolverine to sing for himself. Jubilee began to sulk silently.
"Oh, Wolverine!" She cried. "And I thought you were so cool!"