Al Qingda
Synopsis
A gambling problem leads to a disaster for a 4th grader like Stan, who must work for Mexicans to pay a debt. Eric Cartman, on the other hand, needs to pay debts by becoming a hitman, eventually following a target on a series of events, which will change the eastern world forever... well, for a while.
Plot
After losing a bet of $15 to Stan, Eric Cartman is in debt. To earn money to pay for the debt, Cartman is looking for a job, however is unable to get one due to child labor laws. Not willing to use up 3 weeks helping mow the neighbor's lawns for 5 dollars each week, Cartman is (accidentally) hired as a hitman, on a mission to kill a member of a Chinese terrorist organization, al Qingda (in which the chairman of the PRC refers to as totally gay and stereotypical). Mr. Tuong Lu Kim is hired at the same time, so soon, he and Cartman must work together.
Meanwhile, Stan and friends gamble too far, until they gamble at a casino, whereas they wage $15. Stan is in debt by $15, and so he also needs money. Due to child labor laws, Stan gets some Mexicans who work at the local gas station, to get him a job in Mexico, as a worker for a taco company called, Taca-Tacos.
Meanwhile, Cartman and Mr. Kim hijack a Pacific Air flight, so they can head to Tokyo, the destination of their target, before Samoa, since its a stop-flight. Instead, they hit the Tokyo Tower by mistake, causing millions of Japanese TV shows in Tokyo to shut down. This is viewed as an act of terrorism by al Qingda. The PRC threatens to demand a cut from the pay ($15 for Cartman $1,500,000 for Mr. Kim) if they don't kill the al Qingda member in 3 days, and another cut, if Japan is unable to restore Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon to China TV.
Meanwhile, the Mexicans at Taca-Tacos Co. promote Stan as their new CEO, because they think he's a "well-educated, rich Americano." Stan must take the first step, to bring tacos into China, but also donate them to Japan. The crisis is relatively similar to the Japan 2012 Earthquake crisis. This way he can make 200 Mexican pesos, the equal amount to $15 American dollars.
Soon, Stan's visit to Shanghai and a new taco business earns him a run-in with Cartman and Mr. Kim. They realize that al Qingda has placed a bomb under the taco restaurant, as they are aiming to eradicate everything non-Chinese influencing China (Ex: Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z Japanese cartoons airing in China). They also find out that the PRC is working with al Qingda, and that they must play gambling poker to win both $15 dollars and a ticket out of the restaurant. Stan and Cartman score a lucky win, and before they leave, they promise to keep the PRC's relations with al Qingda a secret and tell that the PRC Chinese army put an end to the terrorist organization. In return, Stan whispers something to the al Qingda member.
The next day, the boys have returned, and Cartman pays Stan $15. Stan walks up to the casino and is prepared to give away Cartman's hard-earned $15 to the casino's owner, who is a huge dick in behavior. Instead, Stan reveals a bomb planted under the casino, later blowing it up, and they pick up raining money. The kids, using the casino money, go to Taco Bell to order large meals. However, they're surprised that Taca-Tacos went bankrupt, and that the store is crowded with Mexicans who want jobs.