25 Ways To Kill Dylan
Have Max tell him to commit suicide
Feed him to the kids in Africa
Take off wings and push him off a roof
Drown him but tell him its so he can develop gills
Starve him
Give him to the Institute for higher living so that they can turn him into another experiment
Have Max tell him that he's a failure at romance (suicide)
Go swimming with sharks
Have Fang come back and have sex with Max in front of him (suicide)
Have Max marry Fang (suicide)
Take out his internal organs
Run him over with a truck
Have a joust
Hug him to death
Banish him to the pits of Tartartus
Shoot him with a gun
Shoot him with a bow an arrow
Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart
Shoot him with a cannon
Sit on him for a long time
Send him to Antarctica
Have Akila, Magnolia, and Total eat him
Choke him with a scarf
Set him up against Omega
Tell him to fly up into space and see how long he'll last till he suffocates