Well hello guys! First of all, yes, I know nearly none of my stories are finished and that I should finish them before publishing another one, but I couldn't resist. This is a probably short story centering on almost every character. (Protagonists and side characters as well) I find it fun to write about everyone, once in a while. Expect pairings, but nothing serious. I mean, fluff of course and mentions but nothing aside from that. I really hope you enjoy it as much as I did when writing this, and I don't know when will I update it. Probably I update my Gajevy story before this one. Reviews are HIGHLY apreciated. Be kind guys plz


"It was such a great idea of yours to throw a party, Master." – Mirajane Strauss said brightly, cupping her pale cheek in her equally pale hand, resting her elbow on the bar's counter – "A lot of time has passed since the last time we threw one here… I had been missing the feeling of such spirits… And cleaning." – she added in a discretely ironic tone, her satisfied expression holding still. -

The (much) older man simply nodded silently, his eyes locked on the roof of the guild.

"Well, these brats have been through a lot of things these months after all. They deserved a gratification from me" – Makarov said proudly while scanning the room. Even though that pride in his look went decreasing as he watched the people in the guild hall. Those damn idiots. –

The white haired woman chuckled lightly while heading to the tables with some beer and other non-alcoholic drinks for the guild mates. She walked casually through a sea of people comically singing off-key (drunk and non-drunk), people fighting, (drunk and non-drunk) stuff flying, non-drunk people flying, drunken people flying, stuff singing…? 'Mages' – she thought, shrugging –

Even though it was a mess, it wasn't as messy as in other Fairy Tail's parties. Parties in that guild meant chaos, but fun as well. And she loved them.

"Yoo Mira…!" – Macao called while tugging on his mustache lightly with an absent minded smile

"Heeey Janeee~" – Wakaba greeted her ridiculously –

"Oh! I get it! Mira-Jane, hehe, Jane…" – Max, who was starting to get drunk said to himself with a goofy grin on his face. -

"Hello Sirs" – she said with a giggle while she handed a beer to both of the older men and a glass of water to the other one – "How are you doing over here?" – she asked kindly while placing a plate with canapés delicately decorated on their table. – "these ones have anchovies, Wakaba, especially prepared for you - Mirajane winked at him while she accommodated her dress –

The man rapidly ate one and hummed.

"Marry me Mira" – he said, earning a few laughs from the people around him, including the white haired woman who smiled sweetly (even though he did mean it seriously a little bit)–

"Are those canapés?!" – Droy erupted suddenly as he approached to the table, followed by Jet, who closely watched a short, blue haired woman –

"Hey Wakaba, give me one of those, I wanna try" – Macao said, trying to reach the canapés that the mage was protectively sheltering –

"Hell no! You herd Mira, they were specially prepared for me, by her" – he said dreamily as he avoided Droy's hand – "Damn it you two! You are almost equals! Look at you you fatties, always looking for food!" –

"What the hell?! Well you are just like Jet! Just… babbling about Mira all day as he does with poor Levy. Accept it, you could easily be her grandfather!" – Macao spat, obviously offended, much to Droy's pouts and huffs in annoyance. Both of them still trying to get the canapés from him –

"Well you also talk about her all day you idiot!" – Wakaba said while eating one of his precious snacks – "And I will get married to Mira one day, you'll see. She likes mature men, you know?" – he chuckled –

"As I will with Levy-chan!" – Jet interrupted, not tolerating how the men's discussion included him and Levy –

"No you won't!" – Macao and Droy said annoyed –

"And look, Laxus is like Gajeel with Levy as to Mira!" – Macao said smirking as he pointed a finger to the blonde haired man chatting with the bairmaid while drinking a beer – "And for your information, I talk and watch almost all of the females in this guild, so." –

"God damn you Laxus…" – Wakaba muttered –

"God damn you Gajeel…" – Jet muttered –

Macao let out a loud laugh.

Wakaba frowned and suddenly stood up.

"Oh so you wanna go, old man?!" – he shouted as he ate the last canapé – "Let's go then!"

Macao also stood up, him and Droy gasping.

"Oh no you didn't!" – both men said –

"Don't fuck with me, grandpa!" – Macao shouted while throwing the table they were sitting at Wakaba, which hit him and threw him into a wall, almost crushing poor Kinana in the process –

"What the hell is wrong with you you piece of ancient shit!" – Wakaba said while he pulled up his sleeves and threw the first thing he could at the mage: Lissana's shoe? –

The shoe hit Macao in the forehead, who growled.

"Stupid greybeard!" – Macao shouted at him –

"Antique bullshit!" –

"Idiotic stale!" –

"Now they look like Natsu and Gray…" – Both Lissana and Kinana said amused at the situation. –

"Now you'll see!" – Wakaba shouted as he grabed the chair in which Elfman was about to sit down, who then comically felt to the floor, to throw it at the other man –

"A man doesn't steal the chair another man is about to sit down!" – Elfman shouted, entering to the battle, punching Wakaba in the arm, making him fall on the table in which Natsu and Gray were sitting. –

Soon, Wakaba, Makao, Droy, Jet, Elfman, Max, Romeo, Bixlow, Cana, Juvia…?, Erza and two of five dragon slayers were participating in the fight.

Mirajane shifted her attentive look from Laxus to the fight. Now it was messy like every other party. Anyways, she didn't try to interfere and try to calm the guild mates down like she always did.

Makarov, who had been watching everything since the very start of the party, noticed this of course. He also noticed, 'two of five dragon slayers were taking part of the fight'. He could get that from Wendy, but from Gajeel and Laxus…?

And then he realized the reason. Levy and Mirajane, obviously. He smiled. At least those two were taking care of something more important than fighting with the other idio-

A jar crushed onto Gajeel's back. He stood up. He threw a bottle. It crushed onto Laxus' shoulder. He stood up. He threw a bench. Mirajane and Levy sighed.

-Idiots. Huge, dumbass idiots.

Makarov's eye twitched as Levy went to the counter with Mirajane and they dejectedly started to chat. Gajeel and Laxus, those fucking idiots.

That was when a plate was thrown to his leg. Makarov's patience drained away.

"YOU IDIOTS!" – he shouted abruptly. Everyone's looks locking onto him, the fight stopping.- "I decide to reward you with a good party because of all of your hard work and you can't even stop fighting between one another like idiots even then!"

All of the people taking part in the fight and some others shifted their looks to the floor, embarrassed.

Makarov sighed deeply.

"Come on now. Gather around." – he said while signaling them to do so –

All of them just stood there, confused.

"GATHER AROUND I SAID!" – he shouted again, and everyone did so. – "Good. I'll tell you some stuff brats, about you, myself and the guild so we can see if you can calm down for a little bit or not."

The guild mates stared at him curiously.