It was all a dream. Snek wasn't cheating on him. He couldn't be.. But he did have a hearthrob for a bodyguard.

No I must trust him. I married him.

Draxr's semester of school had started again and life was about to get busy. Leaving Snek unattended made him feel a bit anxious, but he had no choice. Snek quit school and worked from home. Draxr decided to think about waifus and forget about his worries

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Snek peeked over his computer, he took a little look at Peacesign, who remained still as an ice statue. What a strange man.

Snek had been on the computer all day, he was working hard.. But also as the days went on, he felt more and more lonely. Draxr was rarely home and Snek started feeling a bit paranoid.. Suspicious even. Perhaps Draxr was having a little too much fun at school. They don't even see each other at home anymore. Draxr would come late at night from school and Snek would already be asleep. They haven't.. Touched.. For weeks.

Snek pulled up his secret dating profile, making sure his bodyguard couldn't see.
There was was a guy he had been chatting with, Somethingwitty, that guy was full of jokes! So strange,, so funny… so.. serious.. so sexy… He made snek laugh and giggle almost everyday, made him forget how lonely he was.

One day they decided to meet.. At Snek's house.

Snek woke up as early as he could, saw Draxr out of the house and even kissed him goodbye (the first moment of contact for ages)
Draxr.. Feeling a bit weirded out, quickly left the house.

Snek saw a man from afar, he had a mask on, but snek knew it was him, the man online. He came into the house, and Snek told Peacesign to go home.
Peacesign was putting his shoes on to leave, and then he looked at the guest, who had started taking off his mask.

"Somethingwitty?! HONEY? What are you doing here?!"
"Peacesign?.. Oh no.."

Snek realized they were a couple or something at least.. and thought quickly of what he could do with the situation.

"Why not.. all three of us?"
Somethingwitty was flabbergasted and shocked.. Peacesign didn't move and seemed to be deep in thought.
Snek said, "because.. I'm lonely.. And so are you two. We all have so much chemistry.. So much.. Intensity.. Why not.. Just the three of us? It was like the episode of Boku No Pico."

The men said nothing and went upstairs into the master bedroom.

To be continued..