A/N: As promised, HAPPY 300 FICS ELIANAMARGALIT! =D
I promised you a party and a party you shall get!
Features crazyunrabidfangirl, the newest member of the Clan!
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Henry: Do you have any twos?
Natalie: Go fish.
Henry: DAMMIT! I ALWAYS LOSE AT THIS!
Gabe: Well, you just suck…
Henry: Must….not…punch…Gabe…
Crazyunrabidfangirl: HI!
Henry: OH NO! CLAN! *hides behind Natalie*
Natalie: What do you want?
Crazyunrabidfangirl: We need help planning a goal-reaching party!
Gabe: Can we pass?
Crazyunrabidfangirl: No…
***meanwhile***
Me; NO NO NO! That is NOT how you sing Sweeney Todd!
Dr. Madden: Well, what the hell do you expect? I'm a psychotherapist, not a Grammy winner.
Me: AGAIN FROM THE TOP!
Diana: *backstage* Do I have to so this?
Me: Yes.
Diana: *sigh* *bursts out into "The Worst Pies in London"*
Me: This is a disaster.
Oreoprincess0401: You said it!
Me: What are you eating?
Oreoprincess0401: Um…nothing…
Me: IS THAT THE CAKE?
Oreoprincess0401: Maybe…
Me: PEOPLE! WHAT IS WRONG HERE?
BluestBlood: I have the piñata!
Me: Good!
BluestBlood: But I ninja chopped it…and ate the candy…
Werewolf-in-training: I helped…
Me: *grumbles* Agent Ilse, how's the stalling coming along?
Agent Ilse: Well, you know how you wanted Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett?
Me: Yeah?
***meanwhile***
Moritz: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STALL ANYMORE!
ElianaMargalit: Um…
Moritz: It's so dark…so dark…
***meanwhile***
Me: YOU PUT MORITZ ON STALLING DUTY?
Agent Ilse: It was either that or Hanschen and Ernst.
Me: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD!
Dr. Fine: Uh…We lost Dan.
Me: AND WE LOST DAN! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!
Diana: How did you lose Dan?
Dr. Fine: It's a long complicated story…
Diana: Ah…
Crazyunrabidfangirl: I HAVE SEXY TEENAGED BOYS!
Clan: YAY!
Crazyunrabidfangirl: And Natalie…
Clan: Oh…
Natalie: Another reason why I hate you guys.
Henry: What do you need us here for?
Me: We're planning a goal reaching party for ElianaMargalit!
Werewolf-in-training: My bestest buddy!
Me: And my collaboration buddy!
Oreoprincess0401: I thought I was your collaboration buddy…
BluestBlood: Yeah, me too…
Me: I have three guys…
Oreoprincess0401: I'm your favorite though, right?
Me: I don't have favorites! You guys are all awesome!
BluestBlood: Awww…
Gabe: So…why are we here?
Me: For moral support…
Gabe: Gee, thanks…
*knock on the door*
Diana: Ooh! We should open it!
Me: *looking out the window* NO DON'T! IT'S-!
All: SURPRISE!
Me: Eliana….
ElianaMargalit: Wow guys! What's this for?
All: HAPPY 300 FICS!
ElianaMargalit: You guys threw me a party? Aww…thanks!
Me: I'm sorry this is a disaster…
ElianaMargalit: Oh, that's ok!
Me: AHEM! Gabe. That's your cue.
Gabe: I WILL NOT REPEAT NOT BE DOING THIS!
Me: DO IT!
Gabe: *twirls onstage in an Angel Dummot-Schunard Santa dress* *sighs* Today for you. Tomorrow for me. *dances*
Henry: *cracks up*
Natalie: *filming Gabe* This just completed my life…
Henry: I thought I completed your life.
Natalie: Uh-huh…
Gabe: The end…
Clan: *applauds*
Natalie and Henry: *applaud between fits of laughter*
ElianaMargalit: Well, that was fun!
Werewolf-in-training: Time for presents!
ElianaMargalit: YAY PRESENTS!
Agent Ilse: This one's from all of us…it took us forever…
ElianaMargalit:*opens package* A LIFE SIZED STATUE OF HENRY? Aww…you shouldn't have!
Henry: Yeah…you shouldn't have…
Diana: Oh! This one is from me and Dan, but we can't find him now so…
ElianaMargalit: Awww! A picture of all of us when we did the fan fiction commercial! Thanks!
Gabe: *sigh* This is from me…
ElianaMargalit: Socks?
Gabe: Knock yourself out…
Dr. Fine: Ooh! Here's mine!
ElianaMargalit: AWWWW! A scrapbook of all my 300 fics? THANKS DR. FINE! *hug*
Dr. Fine: I'M LOVED!
Henry: Were we supposed to get a gift?
Natalie: I have no idea…
Henry: Uh…happy 300 fics!
ElianaMargalit: Thanks!
Henry: Um…bye.
Me: NOT SO FAST! We still have to show the documentary!
N2N Cast: Ugh….
Dr. Madden: Uh, no can do…Dan hijacked the projector when he left…
BluestBlood: Where did he even go?
Dr. Madden: Canada.
BluestBlood: Oh.
Me: Shit…I'm sorry this party was so awful…
ElianaMargalit: It wasn't awful! It was nice! Thanks guys!
Clan: you're welcome!
Dr. Fine: GROUP HUG!
*HUG!*
Natalie: I still hate you guys…
A/N oh, Nat…..
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