Okay, it seems that no matter what I'm doing, I can't get away from writing dialogue-only shortfics. XD
Anywho, this is another either-side POV. You guess, mix and match. :) Hope you like. It's kinda cheesy/corny/stupid, but I ran out of steam toward the end. Maybe I should have kept listening to Hyde sing "Coming Closer," since that's the song I had on when this came to me. XD
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"Bet I can."
"Bet you can't."
"Bet I can."
"No, you can't."
"Yes, I can."
"You're sure about that."
"Positive."
"Bet I can do it before you."
"Right. That'll be the day."
"Care to wager?"
"What?"
"Oh, I don't know. Give it a week. Winner picks the consequence."
"Alright, you've got a bet."
"I still don't think you can do it."
"I can and I will and you'll be doing my bidding next week."
"I'll still do it before you."
"We'll see."
"Loser."
"Jerk."
-one week later-
"How'd it go?"
"Great. You."
-mutter-
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You didn't do it, did you."
-silence-
"Told you that you couldn't do it."
"Shut up."
"Stop pouting. I did it before you, admit it."
"No."
"Need another week?"
"Yah."
"Ok. Loser."
"Bite me."
-another week later-
"So?"
"Nope."
"Nope what?"
"I almost did it."
"Almost?"
"Yes, almost."
"How do you 'almost' do it?"
"Well... I tried... but I chickened out."
"Ah, I see."
"It's not my fault!"
"Sure."
"You win, okay?"
"I know."
"Stop looking so damn smug about it."
"Hey, I can be smug if I want to. I own you now."
"Oh hell."
"Hey, you set the guidelines."
"Damn."
"Be quiet and take it like a man."
-silence-
"So, now what?"
"What?"
"What's my consequence?"
"Oh, that."
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"Because."
"That's not an answer."
"It is to me."
"You're such a child."
"Look who's talking."
"Would you just tell me the damn consequence already?"
"Fine. You have to do what we were supposed to do in the first place."
"What?"
"Yes. You have to."
"No! I can't!"
"... quit smoking."
-thud-
