Nicknames with Ice Cream
It was another usual dreary day in The World That Never Was. Kingdom Hearts lit the dark city with a dim, ominous light as it hovered in the gloomy sky. Again, Roxas was in charge of the boring task of patrolling. He settled himself on scanning for Heartless from the unusual, eerie glowing skyscraper. Lost in his thoughts, Roxas had barely noticed the dark swirling portal appear in the shadows.
"So Roxas! How's my best buddy doing on patrol today?" Axel grinned as he stepped out from the portal. He seemed fairly suspicious, as if he were hiding something behind his back.
"It's boring." Roxas replied bluntly, "This world is too damn boring." He was too lost in his thoughts right now, and Axel could tell.
"Awww, it's not that bad…" Axel tried to insist as he sat down next to the blond boy. He still seemed to be keeping something hidden behind his back. But, then Axel remembered where they were. "Well, maybe it is pretty bad. But, we can always find something to do or a member to prank, Roxie. Or maybe I should just call you Roxass…?" the red haired man grinned as he questioned the boy. Very quickly, Roxas shifted his focus from his thoughts onto Axel.
"Never. Never again." The smaller nobody said darkly to the taller one.
"Heh, don't like the nicknames, aye?" Axel chuckled, "Well, here. I'll make it up to you." Axel quickly brought up the item from behind him, and waved it in Roxas' face. It was Sea Salt ice cream, Roxas' favorite treat.
"…Thanks." Roxas mumbled as he took the mouth watering treat. The two nobodies became silent as Axel retrieved his own ice cream and began to savor the sugary goodness.
Axel grinned, "Maybe I should just call you KickAss, instead." Roxas only grunted in a reply since he was still enjoying his ice cream. A few more silent moments passed as they both stared at a dark, cloudy abyss that was their sky.
While licking the melted ice cream off his fingers, Roxas asked, "Hey Axel. Where do you get all that ice cream from?"
Axel's face flushed as he replied, "Ummm…It's a secret." This only made Roxas stare at him curiously.
Off in a distant world, a small ice cream shop was in pandemonium.
"Dammit! How mush ice cream did he take this time?!" asked an angry manager.
"Uhhh…..three boxes, sir." replied an intimidated employee. The manager walked out of the shop, and shook his fist at the sky.
"Curse you, Axel! CURSE YOU!!!"
Mes: Sorry if it seemed like I was bashing Roxas. I'd never do that in my LIFE 'cause he's such an awesome character!!! The whole nickname idea was just…random…Never question my mind!!!
Roxas: walks away slowly (oO)
Mes: Anyways, this is my first fanfic! No flames, please. ( ) hides in cardboard box
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or its characters (I wish I did though). I own nothing but this notebook…Wait…Never mind. It's my mom's.