Intro Well, this'll be the first TT fanfiction I've done. I'll try not to screw up their personalities, and you have every right to flame me if I do. Basically, BB orders a hypno-kit from the MSS corp. and uses it on the girls. I'm not into hypno-for-guys so there'll be none of that. And to the pervs out there, there's nothing sexual in here except for the occasional joke like 'that's what she said'.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, the animated series, or any of the characters. These are all under the copyright of DC Comics.

Chapter 1: The Idea

A sigh could be heard as the clouds rolled by outside the glass wall across the room. The day was calm and relaxing, which some may view as quite boring. On days like these, the usual passtime is to watch television. Beast Boy, the green shapeshifting member of the Teen Titans, did just that.

In his standard purple and silver attire, he sat upon the couch and flipped through the 500 or so channels available on the Titans Tower's big screen TV. Much to his chagrin, there was nothing to watch of interest.

"Oh man", he groaned, "why is there always nothing on the days I actually get to watch TV?" BB sat in a slouched position with the remote held over head. If he had been any further down, his eyes would only be able to see the ceiling.

"Nope. No. No. Seen it. No. Boring. Guy in the closet. Mutant. No. No. Cooking", a louder groan came with added discontent. "Please! Oh please magic TV gods"-- BB was now kneeling in a praying position-- "Guide my hands to bring the channel that will free me from this boredom!"

A quick jump into the air, followed by a somersault, allowed BB to come close enough to press the channel button.

"Mi amor, no me gusta los pescas. Me gusta…el pollo (My love, I don't like fish. I like…chicken)" "Por que??!!!! (Why??!!!!)" The selected channel turned out to be a Spanish soap opera. BB slid down to the floor as if he had just come face-first with a brick wall.

Before hope was lost, a commercial came in to save the day. It turns out the magic TV gods just like to prank people prior to helping them…

"Are you bored out of your mind? A relaxing day where nothing is happening and TV's the cure? Did you just change channels in a desperate attempt to find salvation only for it to be a rip-off?" BB's head sprang up in disbelief. "Are you talking to me?" "If you think I'm talking to you, it's just means I have what you need to save the day!

"Introducing the newest company to enter the entertainment world. The MSS company, or the Mentis Servus Service (Mind Slave Service) company! The only company to deliver the power of hypnosis to the mass public! And in case your thinking 'Oh hypnosis, that made-up stuff? Give me a break', think again! Our products are insured to induce your friends into a hypnotic trance. Great fun at parties and those boring days!" By this time, BB had sparkles in his eyes.

"For just 12 payments of $5, $10, or $25 a month, you can get the Standard, Advanced, or Paramount package respectively. And you can save more by paying full in $50, $100, or $250 in a one-time payment for the respective packages! Order now at 1-800-MSS-YEAH (1-800-677-9324)! Again the number is 1-800-MSS-YEAH (1-800-677-9324)! Call now and we'll throw in a free moped for Advanced or Paramount buyers! The MSS company, service of your mind!"

As soon as the mentioning of a moped came to his ears, BB had already dialed the number fast enough for the phone to give off steam. "Yeah I'll take the one-time payment Advanced package, please. Uh-huh, Titans Tower. And you're sure I'll get the moped? 'Cause y'know the last time someone offered me a free moped, all the cows were taken by an evil block of tofu. I couldn't eat for a whole day!"

The next day, a man in a standard CIA uniform-- with the exception of it being purple-- arrived carrying a medium-sized purple box with gold trimmings labeled 'MSS Advanced Package. Service of your mind'.

BB has shifting into a snake to squeeze through the door and reverted back to normal once outside. He handed the man a jar with bills and coins crushed inside labeled '$100'. With glee, he shifting into a pterodactyl and flew up to the rooftop. After running down the stairs and falling face-first into the floor, he made it to the living room.

An opening of the box guaranteed BB a day of fun. "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I wonder who to hypnotize first?"

Behind the Scenes

Bz: Well BB has discovered the power of hypnosis…through television. But he should know, with great power comes great--

BB: Are you doing a Spiderman reference?

Bz: Um…yeah.

BB: That's Marvel. Do a DC reference.

Bz: I only know the Uncle Ben one.

Rae: Okay, what's going on here?

Star: Beast Boy has learned upon the power called 'hypnosis' from the tele-vision.

Rae: Greeat. I think the intro said something about us being hypnotized. You better not do anything but a couple of stupid pranks to us, BB, or I swear you'll wake up very confused on the Moon.

BB: (wearing a very scared look) I-I-I promise. I'll have a spacesuit right?

Rae: No.

BB: (gulps)

Cy: Yo, what happened to the rainy day fund on the fridge?

Rob: And why did I find all of our wallets in the dryer?

Rae, Star, Cy, Rob: (glare angrily at BB)

BB: Um…there's a very funny story to that. You see it all hap-- Bz did it!

Bz: Wait, no! You little--! (gets jumped by team in a smoke cloud. Various screams and threats can be heard) R&R if you want! Ow, my leg! (gets pulled back in)