Just a bunch of random events the three do together. Some are SUPPOSE to be funny. Some as just sugar-dripped sweetness. AsunaxKirito. Yui in every chapter. ^_^. Yeah, I know, I'm a dork. I got it. Rated T for Yui's sweetness and sudden want for a sibling. And hinted language. No lemons, no limes. Hints (suggestions). Oh, and Akihiko HAS to make an appearance at least once.

Chapter one- Singing Winter's song and ponies.

Asuna woke up to a birdy singing. More precise- her little birdy. "Yui, what are you singing?" She asked, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.

Yui glanced strangely over at her mother. "Winter's song. It'll snow tomorrow, you know."

Asuna frowned, stifling back a yawn. God, she was still tired!

Kirito sat up straight, much like a zombie. "Whose singing?" He groaned, somewhat bed-headed, and irritated a losing sleep. "I was dreaming I was riding a pony!"

Asuna cast a confused look at her husband. "A pony? Really, a pony?"

He shrugged. "Don't judge me. It felt real."

Asuna's frown only deepened. She rubbed her face in exasperation. "Oh, God, I married an idiot."

Kirito smirked, now fully awake. "And I married YOU."

She gasped, whacking him.

Yui fell backwards onto her back, laughing. "Careful, mommy. You might break him," she warned playfully, wiping a hysterical tear from her face.

Asuna smiled at the sight of her daughter's happiness. Kirito checked his arm for marks.

It was only at breakfast that Yui realized her father's words. And they confused her! "Daddy, I'm confused. Why ponies? Does Sao even have ponies?"

She pursed her lips, thinking.

He chuckled at the face she was making. "You could check."

Yui grinned peacefully at the idea. She got off her chair and fell to the ground, sending out signals with her hand. Her eyes were closed tightly.

She opened her eyes a moment later. "I stand corrected. Twenty five miles west of here has a pony farm- a ranch, really."

Kirito glanced at Asuna, eyes pleading. "You're not gonna let me rest until you meet a pony, are you?"

He shook his head innocently.

She sighed. "Fine. Go upstairs and get dressed, Yui."

Both father and daughter grinned as they jumped up and down in excitement. Asuna was already starting to regret her decision.

It was only gonna get worse.

The farm, it turn out, belonged to a seventeen year old boy with the worst southern accent in the world. It was so obviously fake.

"You wouldn't mind giving us a tour, would you?" Asuna smiled sweetly.

The guy blushed immediately at that. "Y-y-yeah, sure. Come this way, cowgirl."

Kirito frowned at the nickname. Yui eyed the man suspiciously. She ran up and grabbed her mother's hand. "Mommy, I wanna see the ponies! And daddy swore he would take me!" She cried convincing, tossing a wink over her shoulder at her father.

He thankfully caught it, taking it as his cue to take Asuna's hand. "Well, come on, then, darling," he said, daring the other boy to refuse.

He stumbled nervously. "Oh-oh, she's YOUR cowgirl? I thought she was a wild one."

Kirito winked at him. "Oh, she is. A real cowgirl casanova."

Asuna proceeded to attack him, much to the poor ranch owner's confusion and amusement. She really WAS a wild one.

Yui frowned at her father's last statement. "What's that suppose to mean?" She wondered to herself. A sudden thought occurred.

"Mommy, you ride horses for a living?!"

Asuna face-palmed as Kirito laughed. The poor rancher was bright red and looked about ready to faint. But that, my dear friends, is what you get for dealing with the Kirigaya family.