A/N Meh. Based off a challenge I found. James had to have the hiccups, Peter had to be obsessed with lollipops, and Lily had to eat mashed potatoes. I wasn't planning on submitting it, so I cut the rest out. I'm a loser, I know. Just read it.

"Lumos."

"Where the bloody hell are we, Potter?"

"I'm not sure exactly...I've never seen this room before. There doesn't seem to be a door anywhere..."

"How did we get so far away from the kitchens?"

"Wormtail's fault. He wanted some bloody lollipops, as usual, so he decided that we absolutely had to hurry or he'd never get any. Nice one, Wormtail."

"I'm sorry, Padfoot! I didn't know we were going the wrong way!"

"Then pay attention for once!"

"Sirius, stop it. You're giving me a headache."

"Sorry, Moony."

"Stop hiccuping, Potter!"

"I can't – hic – help it!"

"Hold your breath, Prongs, it helps."

"Yes, hold it until you turn blue and pass out. That's the best way to get rid of them."

"Only if you – hic – give me mouth to – hic – mouth."

"Alright, alright. You two aren't helping my headache any. Actually, I believe it's beginning to turn into a migraine."

"Sorry, Remus. I'll stop yelling at Potter. If he stops being a prick, that is."

"I won't stop – hic – being a prick – hic – until you – hic – stop yelling at – hic – me. Hey, – hic – wait a second – hic!"

"Oh, shutup and snog already."

"I will not hesitate to kill you, Black."

"We're going to die in here!"

"What are you on about, Wormtail?"

"We're going to starve in here! Or run out of oxygen, whichever comes first!"

"In case you've forgotten, we can always use magic."

"Oh, you're right. Wait, I left my wand in the dormitory!"

"Oy, bad luck, - hic - Wormtail."

"Not that it'd be much help anyway..."

"Would someone just conjure up some food already?"

"I'm on it, Queen Lily."

"Mmm, chicken!"

"Whoa, calm down, Wormy."

"Slow down – hic – with the mashed – hic – potatoes there – hic –, Evans."

"Shut it, Potter. If I want your opinion I'll ask for it."

"Ooh, score one for Ms. Snapdragon. Hey, what was that for!"

"For breathing."

"You didn't have to throw potatoes in my HAIR!"

"Typical Remus – hic –. Conjuring up – hic – a book so he – hic – doesn't have to listen – hic – to us."

"Would you just find a way to get rid of those blasted things already?"

"It seems Ms. Snapdragon is becoming more irritable by the second."

"Perhaps it's because I'm trapped in a room with you. Ever think of that?"

"Most girls would be thrilled to be in that situation."

"Sorry that I'm smarter than the average slut."

"Ha– hic –. She's – hic – got you there, – hic– Pads."

"STOP IT! I DON'T CARE HOW, JUST FIND A BLOODY WAY!"

"Lily, the more you yell at him, the longer he'll take to even try to get rid of them."

"Could someone conjure up some lollipops?"

"Shutup, Wormtail!"

"Don't yell at him!"

"Then don't yell at me!"

"Oh no! We're all – hic – turning against – hic – each other and it's only been – hic – five minutes!"

"No one's turning against anyone. I never liked either of you to begin with. The other two I can tolerate."

"Nice to know I'm tolerated."

"You know what I meant, Remus."

"I'm going mad just being in the same room with her."

"Get over yourself, Black."

"That was hurtful, Evans. Truly."

"Siri, – hic – stop being – hic – rude – hic – to Evans."

"Just because you fancy me doesn't mean you have to defend me."

"Look who needs to get over herself now."

"Isn't anyone going to conjure up any lollipops?"

"No."

"No."

"Ye...no."

A/N Gotta love that witty repartee. You like? Reviewsssss.