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"Alright, who are ya, and why are you here? No one's ever seen anyone like you her-" "Oh, do be nice, will you?" The blue knight glared at the jester. "Just tell us your name...sorry for Marx's rudeness. He's always that way." The two have just found a small puffball girl. She had yellow skin, red hair, and orange feet. Her eye color was also purple. "Me? Heh heh he, im Ignus! Ignus Hino! The air around me hot? Cause its from me, the fire puffball!" The puffball girl said.

"Well, poyo, maybe because it's summer?" Kirby had learned a lot of English, thanks to Meta knight. Hopefully it wasn't grammatically wrong. "Im Kirby, poyo! That's Meta knight, and that's Marx, poyo!" The puff pointed to each of them as he said their names. "Nice to meet you, poyo!" Ignus then said "...Cool, heard about some of you. Mostly Kirby!". Then Marx said "Uh, i'm just a traveling jester, you could say?" Ignus then said, in her normal, loud voice, "...Cool." Her hair seemed as if it was just fire. "So, we just happen to be doing nothing really. any idea-" Marx then interrupted, "Because we're bored. Meta just refuses to say he's bored." Marx insults. Ignus then replied "Heh, anyone got marshmallows?"

"Kirby must have some." As soon as Meta knight said that, they were covered in a pile of marshmallows, made by, guess who? Kirby. "There you go, poyo!" Kirby said. "Well this was unexpected!" Ignus said, and then laughed, and then pulled out a stick. Piercing a marshmallow with it, and holding it over her hair, it started roasting the marshmallow, due to the sheer heat she was emiting. "Kirby somehow has everything. If this were a movie, it would probably be a sin." Marx muttered. "Can we not reference online shows from youtube?" Ignus said. She broke the 4th wall, if that counts as breaking it.

"Just don't even go there." Meta says. "Before long you'll break the 30th wall under your nose, if you even have one." Then Marx steals the marshmallow that Ignus roasted. "It seems legit." "That was mine!" Ignus whined. Trying to take it back, but just falling on her back, and getting up. "Well, that failed." He ate the marshmallow , but sort of ate with his face on the ground. "Faceplanting. It's just too annoying!" Marx huffed as he got up.

((Get ready for chapter 2, featuring a bunch of more crazy things involving ocs, canon, and no shipping AT ALL!))