Salad Fingers: Wedding
Chapter 1 : Proposal
One afternoon, Salad Fingers was all ready to go shopping. "Hello." he said. "Today, I am going shopping for groceries." He walked until he came to a bridal shop. "I see they've done some remodeling." Salad Fingers commented and went inside. "Can you direct me to the parsnips?" he asked the hideous bridal mannequin. Salad Fingers took a closer look at the unresponsive female with a pair of spectacles. "Wait a minute, I've seen you before. You're Madeline Cornwallis. My goodness, has it been this long?" The strange green man then spared no expense and gave the mannequin a big hug. "What's wrong Madeline? You seem a bit down in the dumps." Madeline did what all mannequins do and stared blankly at Salad Fingers. "My poor Madeline," Salad Fingers said sobbing "Abandoned by her fiancé on the day of her wedding. Don't worry miss, it's not all over yet." He then went fumbling through his pocket and pulled out small box. Salad Fingers then got on his knees and opened the box revealing a beautiful diamond ring. "I know it's been nearly twenty years, but, MADELINE CORNWALLIS, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Madeline once again stared. "I knew you'd say yes." Salad Fingers then dipped his new "fiancée" and kissed her on the mouth.