Pairing: None
Genre: Humor(?), Angst(?)
Warning(s): None
Summary: Hibari vents out his anger with a pineapple.
Disclaimer: The pineapple! It is mine! (Seriously, we have two pineapples at my house right now.) But I don't own KHR D: Belongs to Amano-sensei.
Author's Note: o.o I never thought that I'd write another fic so quickly, I mean I just published one yesterday! And for it to have no romance, that's weird. Well, this idea came up when my dad was having us eat pineapples, and though I hate the taste, I thought of this idea. Enjoy~
Also, I honestly have no idea what to put this under. Humor? o.O Angst? I guess both... :/
Pineapple
That damn pineapple-head.
It was time to buy another pineapple.
And so, the cloud guardian strolled over to the local supermarket, greeting the people with a grunt that noticed that he was to buy another pineapple. He was a regular there. Why wouldn't he be? That stupid mist guardian always pissed him off, to the point that he had to vent. And what better way to vent than with a fruit that had been shaped the same was as his head?
Oh, what a genius Hibari is.
What did the fifteen year old Italian do this time, you ask? It was pretty simple - Hibari lost to him. Again. Though he would never admit it, it hurt his pride. How could a stupid pineapple head beat him at one of the things he does best? Fighting.
His excuse? Mukuro Rokudo was a cheater. He used illusions. That was cheating.
Today, the market was crowded, which irritated the skylark though the people stayed five feet away from him, forming a circle. The people who were glancing at the pineapples strayed once the mafioso strolled over to that section, a frown on his face.
Herbivores.
He picked up a perfectly nice pineapple, checking over it as he walked to buy it. It was expensive today - $4.59. He sighed as he handed the frightened man a five dollar bill, not stopping for change.
When he reached his home, which he rarely visited unless he had to, he placed it on the coffee table, checking if his parents were out.
For a moment, he glared at it. Then he struck with his tonfas. The steel crushed the pineapple with brute force, defenseless. His anger flared, hitting it again and again.
"Stupid. Pineapple. Head."
He mashed it into little bits, ending up like yellow mashed potatoes with chunks of it's stem inside.
He breathed through his nose.
It was done.
Kufufufu~ "Hibari Kyouya. What are you doing?"
I'll bite him to death.
Author's Note: That was short ._. Oh well. I liked it, though it wasn't very thought out xD. I hope you liked it too! Please review, seriously, I only got one review for my last fic. I know I sound like I'm begging, but really? Do I need to ask? I review on almost all the fics I read!