Chapter 1

We both had to sell drugs for money, Jason and I. Our parents were abusive and we would go to school with bruises everyday but when our teachers asked we would just say that we ran into something or stuff like that.

Our parents were different though. My mom was a prostitute and Jason's mom did drugs. My dad was somewhere and Jason didn't like to talk about his dad. That was fine with me.

One day, Jason (my crazy best friend) stole 3 tires off the Batmobile and was on the fourth one when Batman suddenly appeared. No I mean like he just popped outta nowhere! The moment Jason saw him, he dropped his screwdriver and backed up against the wall so that the Dark Knight would think he was innocent or whatever.

"Unbelievable." Batman said. Jason looked at me and signaled for me to come forward. As soon as I did Batman eyed both of us carefully and asked our names and where we lived. I was about to answer when Jason was all like "No, I'm not gonna tell you my name since after that you're just gonna throw me in jail." I took a moment to actually register that he was kinda having a mini argument with Batman. The Dark Knight. The Caped Crusader. Mr. Tall, Brooding, and Grumpy. The Goddamn Batman himself.

The conversation continued for a while longer when I think Batman lost it and told Jason and I to get in his car. I was thrilled to be in Batman's car and I would've went for it right away but Jason being….. Jason disagreed and pulled me over to the side to say "Are you crazy? Do you really want to get in his car? He could be a fake Batman trying to rape you!" I took a moment to register too. I think I took a little too long because Jason marched right up to Batman and said that he wanted proof that he was actually the Batman.

I was surprised he actually said that in front of him but Batman didn't seem to be surprised one bit. He took out a Batarang and let Jason see it but not touch it. I think it was because he thought that Jason might try to do something with it. If I were Batman wouldn't have given it to Jason either.

Jason examined it for a bit without touching it and then he asked "Why do we have to get in your car?" I felt like he was never going to stop. It was going to be a long afternoon.

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