It wasn't as odd as she thought it would be, being dead that is. Her body was as cold as ever, perhaps even less so, given that she was quicker to warm up. Her left eye, which had been blinded by a kidnapper looking for ransom when she was seven or so, was now fully functional. She never got sick anymore, so she never had to worry about the flu or, heavens forbid, whatever the hell Salmonella Fitzgerald was.

There were the downsides, of course. She had the shuffle everywhere, which wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for her expensive wedged boots. More than once she felt tempted to abandon them, but they matched her dress and bolero so perfectly it seemed like a crime to do so.

She also had a bit of difficulty with reading, most likely due to her brain rotting a bit. She had to start all over again, starting with the most basic of books. Sure, she managed to work up to the Henry Peter series, but the third book was giving her a bit of trouble.

'Perhaps I should read something a little easier?' she thought to herself, placing the book gently on the table, rubbing her temples to ease away her oncoming headache. "...Gah," she muttered angrily, a Schnee never gives up, especially when it came to learning! She picked the book back up, determined to finish it by tonight.

'Perhaps I'll reward myself with a nice cup of hot water- Ooh, I still have some instant coffee left, perhaps I'll indulge myself with that!' she thought, a small smile forming on her lips as she excitedly as she opened the book to where she left off.

"Aaaaah!"

She heard a scream from outside the library in which she resided and sighed to herself. 'What now?' she wondered as she stood and looked out the window, spotting a human girl with dark hair and a red hoodie running from a pack of her fellow undead.

'Tch, animals,' she mentally derided the horde, before remembering another downside to being a zombie. The hunger for human flesh, she had almost forgotten about that. It was a disturbing bit of information to learn about upon her death, but a proper Schnee was able to ignore such baser instincts, and she always prided herself on being a proper Schnee.

'Poor thing, I doubt a peasant like her would last two days as a zombie,' she shook her head at the sight, watching as the girl burst through a window into the library, instead of entering through the open door only three feet ahead.

"Mor-bah-nng," she tried her best at muttering moron, but much to her dismay, she was unable to without the stereotypical groans of her people. It seemed proper speech would elude her for the time being.

'Oh well, I better make sure that dolt makes it out of here,' she thought to herself as she shuffled towards where she thought the dolt would end up. 'Now, if I were an idiot, where would I go?' she wondered, hearing the distant wailings of the young girl.

"...Errp," she determined, looking at the nearby staircase. The idiot would most likely head to the roof, a mirthful smile formed on Weiss's face as she imagined the girl nude, tying her clothes together in some misguided way to rappel down the building.

'...Huh, I guess zombies can get turned on-'

"WAAAAH!"

"Errgh!" Weiss grunted as she felt the human girl collide with her, sending both tumbling to the ground. 'Of course she would tumble into me,' she thought irritably, glaring at the girl above her.

"Ugh, sorry about…" she trailed off, staring into Weiss's undead eyes. "...Aaaaah!"

"Ugh, mmyy da scrmmgggg?!" 'Why the screaming?!' Weiss growled as she threw the girl off of her.

"Don't eat me!" she screamed as she ran off, heading up the stairs onto higher ground.

'And why run?! You can easily outrun these undead nitwits by power walking!' Weiss shook her head at the idiot girl. The girl would run herself dry and then, with no strength left to run, would become an easy meal for any zombie.

'Idiots like that never last long,' she thought with a smirk. 'People like her make me think the only people who get turned are idiots...that...that idiot lasted longer than I did…' With that revelation in mind, Weiss's pride had been crushed and scattered into the wind, never to be seen again.

"...Ugh," she sighed, slowly shuffling towards the steps. Perhaps she could use the girl's fear to lead her to safety?

It didn't take long to get to the room leading to the roof, it wasn't that tall of a library. She wouldn't recommend jumping from the roof though, that didn't end well for her and she doubted it would end well for Little Red.

"Dammit, I don't have enough clothes!"

'Oh, you have got to be-' Weiss quickly tore through the door, faster than her undead body had ever moved. Could it be? Could her dreams come true? The dreams of-

"Porrrrrga dots?!" 'No, not polka dots! Strawberries! Strawberry panties!' a bit of drool escaped from Weiss's mouth as she gazed at the half-naked girl, who looked over in shock.

"Gah! I thought I had more time!" she shouted as she bopped her head, looking down to the streets, debating if she should rappel as far as she could and drop down, abandoning her clothes and streaking around half naked or to allow the undead, fearsome zombie to do with her as it wished. She bit down on her thumb, quickly darting her eyes back and forth. To streak, or not to streak, that was the question.

'H-her bra matches as well,' Weiss thought as her eyes trailed upwards, admiring the girl's assets and attempting to figure out their size. B-cups? Or perhaps C-cup? Or was it...

'...I've turned into a pervert,' she mentally slapped herself, she was worse than Neptune! The poor girl in front of her is fighting for her life and she's admiring her undergarments?! Truly, Weiss Schnee had fallen from grace.

"Maybe I can make a run for it?" Little Red muttered, attempting to untie her clothing quickly before the zombie spotted her. "Thank goodness for their poor eyesight, or I'd be dead by-"

"Uuugh!" the sounds of wailing zombies entered both girls ears, causing both to sigh.

"Oh great, more of them!"

'Oh great, more of them,' Weiss made a grunting noise before shutting the door behind her. No time for dilly-dallying, she had to get the girl out of here, and fast!

"What am I going to do? What am I going to-GET AWAY FROM ME!" Little Red shouted as she tried to run circles around Weiss, who only rolled her eyes.

'I've seen this song and dance before,' the girl was fast but predictable. Making for a quick grab for where she thought Little Red would go.

"Eeep, don't eat me!" she begged as she tried to escape Weiss's grasp, to no avail. "G-get off of me you stupid-"

'I'm not stupid!'

"Ugly-"

'I'm not ugly either!'

"Perverted-"

'...Okay, I'll own up to that one.'

"Nasty zombie-" Weiss clenched the girl's jaw shut, turning her head so she faced Weiss.

"...Shut up," she growled, causing Little Red's eyes to widen in surprise.

"...D-did you just-Ugh!" She grunted as she felt Weiss's arms wrap around her, her body being pulled to the edge of the building. "W-what are you-"

"Shut up, Dolt," Weiss growled, before dragging the both of them over the edge, plummeting to the ground below.

'...Heh, ironic,' Weiss thought as her life flashed before her eyes, ending as her body fell to the ground below.

And then darkness.