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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Furuba, nor any of its characters, however I have a backpack, wallet, poster, mangas 1, 3, 5-13, and 2 DVDs. (total fan. yeah ).
A/N: I wrote this with some of my own original chars, so if you don't like it when people do that, flame now or forever hold your peace.
Chappy 1-Stupid Americans...
"..." dialogue
'...' thoughts
Kyou watched the rain hit the window in a daze. He slowly became drowsy as his eyelids drooped down and his elbow slipped...
"Owww!" ...and his chin hit the desk.
"Is there a problem, Mr.Sohma?"
"Oh, no, sorry sensei-sama..." (sorry that I have nothing but that for the teacher...)
The teacher gave him a sharp look but decided to let it go, for the sake of teaching :'(...
"Anyways, as I was saying, there will be a new student joining us tomorrow. They're from America and aren't very fluent on how to adress people as san, sama, chan, etc. They were supposed to have been here today, but the student counsil thought it necessary to give them a tour of the school so they can feel more comfortable tomorrow. So, everyone be nice to them. Now, onto tonight's homework-"
Ding dang doong dong, doong dang ding dong
The school bell gave great relief to the students, who trampeled over each other to avoid work for the night.
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'No wonder the rat wasn't here today...He was out with some ignorant American...' Kyou thought when he finished changing his shoes and grabbed his umbrella. He opened it and stepped out into the rain only to find he was getting soaked.
"...HUH?..."
He looked up to find there were deep gashes in the fabric of his umbrella.
"OH MY GOD WHAT THE-"
His rant of curses was cut short by an outburst of laughs he heard behind him. He whipped around to see Tohru, Hanajima, and Uotani inside, Uo rolling on the floor laughing, Hana looking stiff as ever, and Tohru still in thought process...
"OH MY GOD YOU STUPID BITCH!" Kyou stormed in the building for shelter, only to be greeted by more laughs from Arisa.
"I can't believe that worked so perfectly!" Uo said after she recomposed herself, wiping tears from her eyes.
"Ohmigosh Kyou-kun, are you alright!" Said Tohru frantically, pulling out her gym towel for him. Kyou snatched it from her.
"No I'm not!" He began to dry off his hair, fuming with rage.
Tohru thought about something to change the subject...oo..."Oh yeah! Whaddya guys think about that American moving here?"
"I bet she'll be all like, American pride, woohoo, and be wearing some crappy mini skirt and pink ruffly shirt..." Uo sighed, shaking her head in shame.
"...I'm not so sure about that," everyone turned to the familiar voice to see Yuki walking towards the group.
"Oh, Yuki-kun, I don't remember seeing you in class today," Tohru said, suprised to see him.
"Yes, I was giving the new student a tour, being class pressident and all," he gave a small smile. He turned his head to look at Kyou, "Hrm... I see we're having some problems? Did the little kitty shred his umbrella?"
"Shut up...you...stu...pid...r-r-r-ACHOO!" Kyou gave a violent sneeze and began to shiver.
O.O "Kyou!" Tohru gave a tiny squeel.
"I supose that's a sign we should start heading home," Yuki smirked slyly.
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As Kyou made his way to his room, he dropped onto his bed, not even changing out of his clothes. It took an antire hour of sleepless sneezes until he finally got up, got on a jacket, and decided to walk to the closest licquor store to get some cough medicine. After a full 45 minutes of walking he found an open one. He used the little money he had to buy a bottle of liuid med. and a bottle of sleeping pills. After he finished paying, he walked outside to find that it, once again, was raining.
"goddamnitsonofabitch..."
He muttered as he gave another series of violent sneezes. After he was finally finished, he gave a deep sigh and began to walk home. After about10 minutes, he began to feel dizzy. With each step, he grew dizzier and short of breath. It got so bad he finally collapsed and fell to his need, his head feeling very hot. He fell to his side, and his vision became blurry. He was suddenly surrounded by dozens of cats, and just as he passed out, he looked up to see a dark figure with bright orange hair...
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A/N: Whaddya think? I know it sucks. R & R!