Authors note: I don't own fma so get off my back! Lol sorry just a little hyper. This is dedicated to Jazzy! Oh and Chippy is me! its one of my nicknames but i changed it so people call me Moonsky, or Demon Hunter enjoy! Oh no flames! and if you think this is a mary sue oh well get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzy's weird talk with Edward Elric!

Jazzy: Oh wow hi Ed!

Ed: Hi (Thinking) Nooooo! Not another fan girl! Must escape! (Shifts nervously)

Jazzy: Um you ok?

Ed: Yeah I'm fine twitches I'm totally fine (Twitch, twitch)

Jazzy: Then why are you twitching so much?

Ed: I'm not twitching! Am I? (Twitch, twitch)

Jazzy: Maybe you should see a doctor about that.

Ed: Never!

Jazzy: Um ok.

Ed: (Passes out)

Jazzy: Ahhhhh he died!

Al: (rushes in) What'd you do?

Jazzy: Nothing.. He was twitching and I said maybe he should see a doctor about it and he shouted Never and then passed out!

Al: You should never say the "D" word around him.

Jazzy: (confused look) What?!

Al: Doctor he hates that word…did you not know that?

Jazzy: Um…no why does no one ever tell me these things until the last minute!?

Al: Sorry we have to get him to the doctors now!

Jazzy: Why? I thought you said he hated the doctors?

Al: He could have hurt his head or something so come on…Can you drive?

Jazzy: What!? Don't you have a license?

Al: No! I'm 15 I have a permit!

Jazzy: I'm 14 and a half and I'm taking drivers Ed.

Al: (Laughing)

Jazzy: What's so funny.

Al: Drivers Ed think about it Ed.

Jazzy: Your weird so come on!

Al and Jazzy: (Jumps in car and rush Ed to hospital)

Doctor: So….tell me again what happened…

Jazzy: I was talking to Ed and he just suddenly passed out!

Ed: (Wakes up) Were am I? Ahhhhh Doctor! (Tries to escape by running into wall)

(He's terrified and doesn't notice the door in case you were wondering. He also thinks that's the only way out….he don't like doctors to much does he?)

Jazzy: What should we do?

Doctor: Hmmmm….very interesting have you sent him to a therapist yet?

Al: Um no why should we?

Doctor: Cause look at him…. (points to Ed who is trying to climb the wall)

Al: Yea well…..Maybe we should send him to a therapist.

(2 Weeks later after countless phone calls and people who didn't want to deal with Ed they finally got him a therapist.)

Jazzy: I see and when did this whole thing start?

Ed: When I was little and I didn't want to get a shot.

Al: (mutters) Which was like a month ago.

Jazzy: Huh? Did you say something Al?

Al: No……

(Door opens and a girl runs in)

Chipy: Ahhhhhhhhhhh help! (Panting) Jazzy….Help

Jazzy: What happened?

Chipy: Well umm you see well ummm

Jazzy: Did you anger that evil dog Mr. Cutie poo?

Chipy: Ummm well….HE STARTED IT!!!!

Jazzy: Oh great not again…

Chipy: Hi I'm known as Chipy you are? (Extends hand toward Al)

Al: Blushing crimson red I'm Al….Hi Shakes hand

Jazzy: (runs in house) ahhhhhh stupid dog!

Chipy: See I told you he was evil!

END!!!!

Author's note: Hey if you like it let me know and I'll think about doing another. Oh and if this is a mary sue oh flippin well! I like it! and of course this is dedicated to Jazzy! But if you want me to do another let me know and let me know what character you want? But please choose from Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, and Danny Phantom! Lol cuz that's about the only shows i do know! ok well Moonsky out! Reveiw! no flames cuz they will be ignored!