One-Shot #1: YEOW!

It started like any other visit on the web. First she checked her email, then her Facebook, then started browsing other familiar sights. After awhile, she became a little bored. She had invited Amy to come over to her house, and at the moment, she was talking to Shadow on the phone. Sonic wasn't going to be over for awhile, so at the moment, she had time to kill. She didn't expect much when she typed in the address to a website she recently became a member of. Not knowing what else to do, she typed in Sonic's name.

She smiled. There were so many masterfully crafted images of her hero; it was simply amazing. Sally nodded, then continued to browse the images. Every once in a while she'd click on a picture, view it, then leave a comment. Yes, she really did enjoy what she was seeing.

In the background, she could hear Amy say her goodbyes to Shadow. Finally, she'd be able to sit and chat with Amy! She smiled, then not caring where she was looking, clicked on an image. What she saw made her eyes grow wide.

"YEOW!" She exclaimed, jumping back as her heart skipped a beat.

"Yep," Amy was now standing behind her. Sally looked up at her, shock filling her. "that's what they call it."

Sally looked back at the screen, gapping. It was… Sonic and Shadow… and they… she shook her head, then clicked the back button as fast as she could. She put her hands on her head, shaking it furiously. "I'm never going to unsee that…"

Amy patted Sally's back. "I'm sorry my friend."

"It was… Sonic and Shadow… and they were… they were…" Sally stuttered.

Amy nodded, "I know."

"It's… it's just… I don't even know. I just…"

Amy smiled half-heartedly, "Why don't we go watch a movie and get it off our minds, okay?"

Sally glanced back at the screen for a moment, then nodded. "Yes. A movie would be nice." She replied, closing the window on the computer.

Amy nodded and smiled, and with that the two walked off. "What do you want to watch?" she asked.

"How about we watch Twilight and make fun of Bella?" Sally grinned.

"Sounds good to me!" Amy exclaimed. Although they both hated the movie, anything was better than letting those images stay ingrained into Sally's mind.

Sally gaped at the television's screen, then smiled to herself. She turned to Amy, excitement pumping through her veins. "That movie was awesome!" she exclaimed, bouncing in her seat. Amy grinned and nodded.

"I told you it would be!" Amy exclaimed as she walked forward to the DVD player. "And you said that it looked like a dumb movie."

The princess rolled her eyes, "I know, but I really did like it." Amy smiled and nodded as she took the movie out and put it away. They had finished watching Twilight awhile ago, so they had decided to switch to a less... vampiric movie. It had taken awhile to agree on a movie, but they had both enjoyed the show.

"Well I'm glad you liked it!" Amy told her. "It is awesome, isn't it?"

"Yes! And they left it open for a sequel! That's the best part."

Amy nodded, then looked at the clock on the wall. "Wow, we should get going! Shadow and Sonic will be waiting for us!"

Sally glanced up at the clock and nodded. "Good idea." With that, the two gathered their things and ran out the door. Within a few minutes, the two were almost to the place that they had promised to meet up with the boys.

Sally pulled Nicole out of her pocket, "Darn it, we're going to be late!"

"Knowing those two, they're going to give us crap about it!" Amy replied as they continued to run forward.

"Well hey, we could always tell them we were staring at amazing abs. They'd have to let us go with that excuse!" Sally grinned.

Amy smiled, "Ah, Thor. So much hotter than Jacob Black will ever be."

Suddenly, a voice running beside her made her jump. "What's this about amazing Thor abs?"

Amy yelped in surprise, then skidded to a stop, her heart racing. She turned to the black hedgehog, his smile brimming with sarcasm. She growled, "You scared me Shadow!"

He smirked and chuckled, "If you think that scared you, just watch Sally." And as if he had known that it was going to happen, Sonic suddenly jumped in front of Sally. She screeched and lost her footing, then flew forward. Sonic laughed, then grabbed her hand and spun her around before pulling her back to her feet. She was obviously confused, but when she gazed at Sonic, she knew what had led to her shock.

"You. Are. A. Turd." She told him, her glare like daggers.

Sonic laughed, "I know this! Heck, you always call me a turd! From now on, you can just call me the blue turd, got it?" he smiled as he walked back towards Shadow and Amy.

Sally sighed, then smiled. "Whatever you say, blue turd."

Sonic smirked at her, then turned to Shadow. "That was awesome, Shadow."

Shadow raised an eyebrow. "Yes. Yes it was."

Sonic nodded, then smiled a goofy grin, "Give me five, man!"

"You are strange…" Shadow sighed, pulling his hand up. Just as they were about to swing their arms forward, an image reappeared in Sally's mind. Without a warning, she yelped.

"Agh!" she exclaimed, covering her eyes. The three hedgehogs looked back at her, eyebrows raised. For a moment, she kept her hands over her eyes. Then, she slowly looked past them.

"Uh, Sal, you okay?" Sonic asked as he put his hand down.

Sally glanced at him, then back to the others. She chuckled nervously, "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" She then averted her attention to the black hedgehog, then back to Sonic again. "Just… don't touch each other."

Sonic raised an eyebrow, and Shadow did the same. "Um… what?" Sonic asked.

Sally shook her head, the image returning to her memory in full glory. "No reason. I just… don't want to see you two ever touch each other ever again. Don't touch each other, don't look at each other… don't… don't… you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever… ever! Ever… even… talk to each other! Don't… don't…" When Sally looked at everyone's expression, she paused. An awkward silence fell upon the four of them.

For awhile, a confused expression was glued to everyone's face, especially Sonic's face. Then suddenly, he grinned and laughed. Everyone gave him a strange look as he put his hand on her shoulder. "Sally, you don't need to freak out. It was just one picture."

Sally swallowed, "How did you know?"

Sonic smirked, "I had the same reaction when I saw one of those pictures for the first time."

Shadow sighed, looking up at the sky. "I'm going to take a wild guess… she discovered yaoi."

Sally nodded solemnly, and Amy smiled. "Sonadow." Amy told him.

Shadow glared at the ground for a moment, then looked up at Sonic. They stared at each other for a moment before their ears began to twitch. "Ugh." Shadow sighed, looking at Amy. "Just the thought scares me."

Sonic smiled and nodded, pulling Sally into a hug. "That's why they call it yaoi. That's the sound you make when you see it and you don't like it."

Amy grinned, "That's true… that's what Sally did when she saw it." Sonic chuckled, and Sally stayed silent. She just wanted to forget about it.

I know, how original! A one-shot collection of all things. But hey, I was thinking about doing something like this before I even knew about other the one-shot collections by others! Oh and don't worry for those of you that read Glass Rose and Fragile, I'm still working on those stories! I just wanted to start this as well. :)

If you happened to be offended then don't take it, because it isn't intended!