Charlie Brown's Revenge
One day in Peanustville, Charlie Brown was sitting in his classroom doodling naughty pictures of the Little Red Headed Bitch. "Oh Red Head, how I wish I could just put my worthless dick in your grilled cheese sandwich," He said as he started to notice a tiny little buldge in his panties. Charlie never had a boner before because he's a loser, so he had to share this with his class. He climbed up his desk, took off his shorts, shirt and extremely gay My Little Pony underwear, and then he shook his groove thing. The teacher yelled at him in Trombonese, and Charlie realized what he had done.
The whole class started to laugh and take pictures of the naked bald headed mutant, and he turned red and peed a little, which only caused them to laugh harder. "Charlie you faggot!" Lucy screeched and had a threesome with Peppermint Patty and Marcie. Violet and the non dyke Patty were already sharing a video of his donger shaking all over the internet, they called it "Ball-head shakes his balls" which already gained a billion views all over the world, except in Australia, because I don't know lol. Even that little prick that quoted Bible, Linus was laughing at him, as he made out with his blanket.
Charlie looked around and ran away out of embarrassment. He finally made it home only to see Snoopy literally fucking Woodstock's little tiny bird brains out of it's skull. He ran inside his room and cried like a bitch and choked his exposed chicken to his Barney poster. Two hours later, Charlie had decided: he had enough. He walked into his parent's room began to look for, it. After going through his parent's things, he pulled out some titty tassles, some weed flavored lube, and a dildo that, for some reason had his face on it. He promptly shoved the dildo up his ass that he used as an extra storage space, and he finally found it. A gun. He got dressed in his sister's dress and walked out the door.
The first thing he did was shoot Snoopy. "Joe Cool, more like Joe DEAD, heh heh heh," the beagle booed at his shitty wisecrack and died. Sally ran out to see what had happened. He shot the little whore and headed of to the school.
He shot everybody and they pretty much all died. Scroeder was first. "Beethoven, uhh, well, he... I fucked your MOM," and killed a whole bunch of other people that nobody cares about. He found Linus humping his bible and he shot him right there like a dog. He shot Lucy, but I don't feel like writing some TL:DR bullshit. Charlie then stripped again and said, "I AM GOD NOW" and ran out to do his victory dance. He was hit by the same semi that killed Arthur. As for the parents of the kids, well, they didn't give a fuck
THE END