DISCLAIMER:
NDG: MEnoOWNtrigun.
DK: 'The hell? 0.O"
Haiku: Um... yeah.
Gunner: What she said.
Tsato: ...... (TRANSLATION: I agree.)
nftp:
Haiku: Wheee!!! I love spinoffs!!!
DK: Of course you do, you helped write it...
Haiku: Well, yeah, but-
DK: But what?
Haiku: (sighs) Oh, never mind.
Gunner: Wanna hear a joke?
Both: NO!!!
Gunner: Awww...
BOTH: NEVER!!!
We see a room with a couch, comfortable looking recliners, numerous tables (with evil plans on them), a little boy pacing the perimeter of the room, and a blue haired man talking on a cell phone. He repeatedly saying stuff like "Yes Mastah," and "He will suffer eternally". Suddenly, the blue haired man snaps the phone shut and says "You know... What's better: A hot dog, or a piece of cheesecake?"
"Where's Wolfwood? (angrily) " Zazie
"Around somewhere, anyways, which is better?" Legato
"Cheesecake." Zazie
"Cigarettes!" Wolfwood
"(whiny) That wasn't one of the choices!" Legato
"Whatever" Wolfwood
"What the hell are you wearing!?!?" Zazie
"The clothes that I just went jogging in" Wolfwood
Wolfwood is wearing red shorts and a blue shirt.
"You— JOG?!?!" Zazie and Legato
"Um, yeah. Me and some my friend." Wolfwood
"It better NOT be Vash the Stampede!" Legato
"Sheesh! Don't worry, it's not." Wolfwood
"Ohh, then who is it? Wait, why bother I'll just fish the information out of your puny little brain." Legato
"Shit." Wolfwood
"Oh, that's who it is." Legato
"Can we get on with the show already? Please?" Zazie
"Fine (sigh)" Legato
Cameras go on.
"Welcome to our second show! I'm your one AND ONLY HOST Nicholas D–"
"okonokuminimonjawaresumakinishiteshizumentarokakora"
"WOLFWOOD."
"And I'm Legato."
"He's crazy!"
"No, I'm Legato. Now, Wolfwood, would you like everyone to know WHO you went jogging with?"
"Um, not exactly."
"I thought so."
"So, today we just wanted to say 'hi' and that we haven't picked a guest yet. So, if you have any suggestions, just tell us!"
"What he said."
"Goodbye!"
"Sayonara!"
NDG: Um yeah, sorry about that! I kinda let Katey type that one.
Haiku: What do you mean, 'sorry about that'?
NDG: BYE!!! (runs off)
Haiku: GET BACK HERE!!! Oh, yeah! Please review you're suggestions. All will be appreatciated!