Azumanga Rap
Yo yo yo
Listen up yo.
We got some special treat for you
Tonight AzuM Girls take it away
Chiyo: I'm the smartest of the group
got a billion I.Q.
but i cant play sports
and im no mary sue.
I know you think im sweet
and i know you think im cute
but if you try to touch me
your gonna get a boot.
I chill with my sisters
best friends for life
we'll always stick together
Like dried blood on a knife
Now give it up for the lady whose words aint gassy
Kiyomi Mizuhara Miss Yomi if your nasty
Yomi: cute Lil bit but she cant rap or rhyme
Thats why you all cheer when its Yomi time.
I'm a sexy body and a sexier mind.
forget about the brat
cause im the best you will find
I know how to party
and i can hold my sake
I'm a little overweight.
Cause i love that pocky
the guys all love me
and they think that im hot
but if you make a move
your gonna get shot
By my one main girl
The most hyper that youll see
She's a feisty wildcat called Miss Tomo T.
Tomo: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tomo the wildcat on the run
looking for fun
got a smoking gun
by the moon or the sun
make the rest seem like nuns
Cause im a freak and a Crazy little slut
Dont cop a feel or ill have to cut your nut
soff
till you cough
cough from the blood
you know the blood loss.
speedy like gonzales
horny like bunny
the next of our girls
thinks im only kinda funny.
comes from out of town make me feel like a baka
Ayumu Kasuga but we call her Osaka
Osaka is my name
and everyone says im spacey
but dont call me soft
cause ill make your heart racey
ADD with no ritilain to boot
Call me a vegetable
well your just a fruit.
I've got nothing else to say and sakaki doesnt rap
So Kaguras turn to make you go "Aw Snap!"
Well Kaguras here and its time to cheer
Dont spill your beer but I can be a bit queer.
I have myself a girl her name aint your biz
Take it from me my woman is the shiz.
I got high skill endurance
from my time in the pool
You know your a servant
cause the queen makes the rule
Now i could go on all night long
showing how im hot fun and strong
But if you dont see my beauty
then your probably dead
so i'll end this little rap
because to be frank Nuff Said.