Defeating Voldemort
A/N- ok, this is a little plot bunny that came to me while walking in the rain with a friend, so if you see another like it, it's probably hers. It's really stupid and the characters are OOC, but it was fun to write done the less. If you don't like don't read, no flames please. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Harry and Ron were flipping through some books on the Hogwarts library trying to find some way to kill Voldemort without getting in trouble with the Ministry for using an Unforgivable Curse. Hermione was off gathering some more books to look at when she suddenly realized how to kill Voldemort. Her eyes widened and a smile spread across her face. She rushed back over to meet the boys, who were still flipping through books without luck.
"I figured it out," she stated, "how to kill Voldemort."
"How?" asked both Harry and Ron at the same time.
"Hit him with…"she paused for dramatic effect, "water! Just like in the wizard of Oz, right Harry?"
Harry grinned. It was one of the few movies he had seen as a child. "Déjà vu for the wicked witch of the West."
"Ok, can some one please explain to me what the heck the Wizard of Oz is?" Ron asked, completely mystified. Harry and Hermione explained the story to him.
Then Harry hatched a plan. "I even know how to do it. We'll call a special ceremony on the Quidditch pitch and tell everyone that we will be squirting Snape. On the day of the assembly we'll give every student a water gun and 5 water balloons. I'll send Voldemort a letter and tell him that I want to meet him and duel him at the same time we call the assembly. As soon as he appears, we'll tell all the kids to shoot the water guns and throw the balloons before anyone notices who it is," Harry said smugly, proud of the fact that he thought of the plan all by himself.
-A few weeks later, the day of the assembly-
"Alright, is everybody ready to soak Snape?" Harry shouted into the microphone
"Yeah!" came a roar from the crowd.
"Alright, then help me count down till the moment Snape appears and get ready to shoot!" Harry called. Little did they students know that it was Voldemort that would be appearing, not Snape. "Everyone ready? 5…..4…..3……2…….1…….SQUIRT!!"
All the students, minus a few Slytherins, started to squirt what should have been their potions master, but was in fact Lord Voldemort himself, appearing only seconds after the shooting began.
As soon as he entered, Lord Voldemort realized that it was a trap. The water was raining down on him, and yes, he was melting. "I'm MEALTING!" he screamed in a very girly voice. At this point the students had realized what was really happening and watched Voldemort melt into a puddle on the ground.
"Students and faculty of Hogwarts, Voldemort is dead and the Wizarding world is saved!" said Harry and a loud roar echoed from the grand stands around him.