Just a bunch of drabbles and me trying to be humourous. I fail'd. Pairings hinted at, but I'll put up a warning if I go into proper fangirlism.
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The introduction of the cell phone to Konoha was always set to revolutionise the small town and, indeed, stop people from incessantly knocking on the door at 1am. However, filling the town with obnoxious ringtones, particularly one that yelled RAMEN whenever anyone was stupid enough to ring it, was causing a huge amount of headaches. The mast had been placed nearby, off to the north of the Hokage mountain, to gain the best vantage point to broadcast over the village. Shinobi were always instructed to turn them off once starting a mission, as stealth could always be ruined by Justin Timberlake's latest hit.