TOTAL DRAMA RETURN TO PAHKITEW ISLAND

Prologue

"Hello all and welcome back to Total Drama!" Chris McLean said as soon as the

Interns told him they were on the air.

"Thought you saw the end of us in Pahkitew Island? Well guess again! Haha! Yup we got a whole new season with all new characters to torture! Isn't that just great!"

Chris started walking over two the front of the boat they were currently filming on. In the distance, Pahkitew Island settled along the horizon.

"In this season, we will be returning to last season's island, (and I can almost assure you it has been fixed hahaha!), but anyway, let's go meet our new contestants!" The second he finished speaking, he walked off camera and the camera crew followed him to the first room on the small cruise ship. He leaned close to the door, and looked at the camera, "This just so happens to be our new contestant Jenna's room! Everyone please welcome..." Chris threw open the door, surprising the teen inside, "Jenna!"

Jenna squealed and accidentally threw a pencil that she was drawing with in the air. She quickly looked back down at her artwork and sighed, Chris's sudden intrusion caused her to ruin the entire picture.

"Hi Chris..." She said in a monotone voice.

"So Jenna, let me just ask you one question...why did you audition for total drama return to Pahkitew island?" Chris said, almost as though he cared (he really didn't).

"Well, I was hoping that if I won the million dollars I could use it to help my art career by-"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oooooooh," Chris laughed aloud all of a sudden and wiped a tear from his face, "you really had me going there for a minute, what do you actually want to do with your life?" He asked.

"That is what I want to do." Chris was barely keeping his laughter in. Of course he knew what she wanted the money for, he just wanted to hear it himself.

"Just get out!" Jenna threw her sketchpad at Chris, making him retreat out the door.

"Jeez it was just a joke! Ouch my head." Chris said rubbing his temple. Chef walked up to him from off camera,

"Dude, the way you just laughed at what she wanted to be... that's just messed up."

"WHATEVER! They didn't come here for to make friends and have fun! They came here to make enemies and win a million bucks!" Chris said to chef, who backed off camera. Chris turned back to the camera and put a smile back on his face.

"Back to our introduction! Next in this room, we have Kayla! Everyone please welcome..." Chris opened the door once again and was instantly covered in fluffy pillows and stuffed animals, "what the?!" Chris managed to get out before a confused and very apologetic girl rushed out the door.

"Oh my gosh Chris I'm sooooo sorry here hold on!" She quickly pushed all her pillows into her room and closed the door behind her. Her cheeks turned beet red and stood out from her pale skin, not to mention her white hair...

"Ugh well, anyway, welcome Kayla!" Kayla curtsied and smiled. "Hi everyone! Look I'm on TV!"

"Yes Kayla. Yes you are." Anyway, I'm going to let our friend Josh here take over and ask the questions. Everyone please meet Josh!" Chris handed a notepad with all the contestants' names on them and the door numbers before leaving.

"Hello everyone! I'm josh and I will be asking some of our contestant's today one simple question! Why did you audition for total drama? Kayla? Why did you audition for total drama return to Pahkitew Island?" Josh asked leaning towards the white haired girl. She smiled.

"Well josh, I came here to be on TV, win the million, and of course, meet people!" She smiled happily as she gave her answer.

"Very good Kayla well see you on the island." And with that Josh moved onwards to the last cabin to be interviewed.

In our last room, is a contestant named...Joey! Everyone, please give a round of applause tooooo...Jo...eee...eeyy..." Josh's voice faltered as he entered the room, for there, in the middle of the room, was a teenage boy in a strait jacket tied to a chair in chains.

"Chris didn't mention any psychopaths..." Josh whispered to an intern.

"Oh I'm not psychotic I can assure you!" Came the voice from the boy in the room. "Watch in amazement as I escape the impossible!" After a few short movements, the metal chains securing Joey to the chair fell loose, and only a couple seconds later he freed his body from the straight jacket.

Josh stood there in awe.

"Bravo! Bravo! Tell me Joey how do you do it?!" Josh asked inquisitively. Joey shrugged.

"Sorry man it's classified!" He responded.

"That's too bad, anyway... back to the main question of the day. Why did you audition for total drama return to Pahkitew Island?" Josh asked, while eyeing the equipment on the floor.

"Well, I wanted to be here for one, I obviously want the million, and two, to show off my awesome Houdini skills!" Joey said proudly.

"Well who can argue with that? Now, onward towards the next contestant!" Josh moved to the next door and looked at his notepad.

"Apparently in this room is our new competitor Harrison! Let's meet him shall we?" Josh opened Harrison's door and was welcomed by complete silence.

Harrison, a blond boy with light pale skin was leaning on a chair and listening to music.

"Uh He-Hello? Harrison? Harrison! Can you hear me?!" At one point Harrison made a movement as though he had heard something but quickly shook it off and stared back at his iPod.

"Ugh never mind we'll get back to him later..." Josh said frustrated.

He closed the door and moved on to the next door, but before he could, the loudspeakers all over the boat came to life,

"HELLO CAMPERS FOR TOTAL DRAMA RETURN TO PAHKITEW ISLAND! PLEASE REPORT TO THE

FRONT OF THE SHIP ASAP!" Chris's voice rang. Josh, who was covering his ears, opened his eyes.

"Ooouuuch man that hurt my ears! What was that for-" Josh was suddenly pushed into the wall by the group of running teenagers. When they had finally passed, Josh lay against the wall exhausted, "I really need to reconsider working for Chris..."

Meanwhile, all of the teens had arrived at the front of the boat and were standing in front of Chris, (accompanied by chef).

"Welcome one and all to the newest season of total drama, Total Drama Return to Pahkitew Island! Here you will be spending 21 days, three full weeks with your fellow campers competing for the one million dollar prize! You will make friends, you make enemies, and one of you lucky suckers will walk away rich!" After this statement, cheers arose from the group as chef showed them the case of money.

"As for now," Chris continued, "We will start with something simple that our friend JOSH here couldn't do." Josh had returned, beaten and battered, and collapsed on a nearby chair. "You are going to introduce yourselves to each other and our audience. Starting wiiiiiittthhh..." Chris looked around at the group of kids and pointed his finger at a girl dressed in a camouflage shirt and black shorts/sneakers.

"Oh", the girl spoke up, "well I'm Nicky! Nice to meet you all!" She finished. Chris began to move his finger to the right, obviously saying that he wanted everyone to present themselves when their turn arrived. Next was a boy in a vest and pants along with black shoes. He looked as though he was dressed for church, with a collared shirt, long pants, and black sneakers.

"Hello everyone! My name is Kyle, and I am pleased to-" laughing arose from the other side of the group. Kyle raised his eyebrows and leaned forwards to see who interrupted him.

On the other side of the group, a blonde girl in a light blue shirt and black pants smirked at the sight of Kyle.

"I'm sorry I really am, but you don't expect to win dressed like THAT do you?" She pointed to him. Kyle, utterly shocked at the sudden remark, looked at himself.

"What? Wha-what's wrong?" He looked up towards the others as if asking them with his eyes as well.

"ENOUGH! No more fashion talk! Next!" Chris interrupted again.

This time, his hand landed on a boy with light brown hair and dressed in a light blue shirt and brown pants.

"Ok my turn I guess, my names Darryl, and I-" before Darryl could continue, Chris interrupted once again.

"W-Wait! You-You aren't another CIT are you?" Darryl nodded. Chris looked fearfully at chef, "Oooook moving on!" He quickly moved onto the next person.

"What now?" Darryl questioned, but Chris ignored him.

"I said, next!"

This time, Chris's finger landed on a boy dressed in a black t-shirt with a how tie on it. He grinned and bowed.

"Well hello everyone. My name is Mark, and I am very pleased to meet you." Mark said brandishing flowers out of thin air and presenting them to Nicky. She blushed and accepted his offering.

"Okay next."

Now it was a girl's turn. She was wearing a hoodie with the sleeves rolled up and shorts with sneakers.

"Hi everyone I'm Ava." She responded.

"Next!"

A boy stood forward clad in a sports jersey, cleats, and sports shorts.

"Hey guys! I'm Zach!" He smiled and waved at the camera, before returning back to the group.

"Okay next!"

It seemed that this time Chris's finger landed on the girl that had spoken before. She stood forward and introduced herself.

"Hello, I'm Madison." She stood back to the rest.

"Next."

His finger then landed on a boy who was in a hunched position, and looked like he was freaking out. Chris however wasn't a patient man and tapped his foot impatiently.

"Uuuhh hellllooooo?! Anybody there?!" He half shouted. The second the words left his mouth, the boy snapped out of his trance and instantly introduced himself.

"Oh hi, sorry I was...never mind. I'm Ethan..." Ethan quietly walked to the rest.

"Alright next."

A young boy stood forward this time and smiled.

"I'm Terrance, and I'm here to win. No way am I going home without that money." He said confidently. Chris smirked,

"Well we'll see won't we?" In the group, Kayla leaned in towards Joey,

"It's amazing how confident he is. He will be a tough opponent." Joey nodded.

"Okay onward, next!"

There was an awkward silence as the girl that was chosen didn't speak a word.

Instead, her cheeks turned red and she shrugged away.

"Um hello? Are you deaf or something?" Chris questioned. He girl quickly leaned towards Jenna and whispered into her ear,

"She says her name is...Victoria. She says she's sorry for being so nervous."

"Yeah yeah yeah don't care, moving on. Next!"

Kayla leaned toward Joey again.

"Man he's not patient is he? He needs a chill pill!" Joey shrugged. He didn't think saying things against their host would get him anywhere.

Another boy stood forward and presented himself.

"Hi guys I'm William." He stood back and let Chris choose who was next, this time it was a girl. She stood forward,

"Heyyyy I'm Penelope! Nice to meet you guys!" The girl introduced herself. Next was a boy with messy black hair.

"Well hello old chaps! I say it's nice to meet you! I'm Rory!" He stuck out his hand to shake Chris's but Chris stood as solid as a statue.

"Ok dude loose the accent and maybe one day you can shake my hand." The boys face turned from excited to disappointment and walked backwards toward the group.

"Next, (man chef how many kids did we get this year this is the longest intro ever)."

A boy with a neon green shirt and black shorts stepped forward with a notepad.

"Hey I'm Alexander. Call me Alex." He shot out and quickly returned.

"Ugh next!"

A nerdy yet mean faced boy walked forward.

"I'm Isaac." He then turned towards the group and returned.

"Okay! Last but not least..."

Finally, Chris's fringe had landed on the last teenager, a boy wearing a black sweater and jeans. His hair was unkempt and his eyes showed a loss of sleep.

"I'm Nathan." He blurted out so quickly that Chris almost didn't hear him.

"Ok then... Well there you have it folks! A girl with a room full of teddy bears a guy that has serious language issues-"

"THEY'RE ACCENTS!"

"Nobody cares. Anyway, next episode we return with much more on total drama return to Pahkitew Island!"