Author's Notes: this idea popped into my head one day after watching the extra features on the lotr dvd one too many times. i think i have watched the extra features more then movie itself. i just think they were funny. i'm talking about the features by the way, just in case you didn't know.

A Slight Argument:
By: LOSTwitch

"All right, I've had it!" Legolas said. "We have to settle this now, or I'm going to go completely mad!"

"Oh no," groaned Sam. "Here they go again."

The Fellowship had stopped and turned to Legolas when he made the comment. They had just left Rivendell. There had been a slight argument between the Humans and the Elf. The Hobbits thought it wise just to stay out of it. This argument had been going on since they were in Rivendell.

"Why don't you just face the facts," replied Aragorn. "Everyone knows that I'm the cutest."

"That is such a bunch of bull." Boromir said. "I'm the best looking of this group."

Legolas just rolled his eyes. "Oh come on, now, that is nothin but bull." he said. "I mean no one likes you."

"Who says?" asked Boromir as he crossed his arms across his chest.

"Do I have to spell it out for you?" Legolas asked with a small laugh. "Do you ever see tons of fangirls screaming over you?" he said. "I think not."

"Well, at least I don't have pointy ears!" he shot back.

"Hey, don't diss the ears." replied Legolas. "Chicks dig the ears."

"Whatever." Boromir hissed.

"Legolas," Aragorn said. "No one likes the ears face it." he paused for a moment, then added. "Or the hair."

"He who disses the hair must pay." was Legolas' remark for that comment. He pulled out his bow and arrow.

That just made Aragorn and Boromir laugh. "Man, you've got me shaking in my boots." said Boromir.

"You're just jealous because you can't use one of these like I can." replied Legolas as he eyed his weapon of choice.

"Oh please," said Aragorn. "I might not be able to use a bow but at least I know how to use a sword." he pulled out his sword.

Boromir did the same. "Let's see, two against one." he said with a small laugh. "Who would win here?"

Legolas put away his bow clearly seening that the two Humas were right. "Okay, two swords against one bow would win but may I say, at least I don't smell, and you couldn't kill me anyway." he said with a smile. "I'm immortal, remember?"

"Oh, that's it!" Aragorn said as he started to charge at the Elf.

"I've got your back Aargorn!" replied Boromir as he followed the Ranger.

The Hobbits had, had enough not this point. Sam had grapped Aragorn by the arm, so he wouldn't charge at Legolas and Merry and Pippin had done the same to Boromir. Frodo had gotten in the middle of the three.

"That is enough!" he said. "Look, we have a mission to complete here!" Frodo went on. "We must get to Mount Doom without anymore of these arguements, understood?" that was more of a order then a question.

"I still say I'm the cutest." Aragorn said.

"Aragorn!" said Frodo, glaring at him. "Are we understood?" he asked as he looked at the three who had been fighting. The three nodded in agreement. "Good." Frodo said. "Now, come on let's continue our quest."

The Fellowship continued to walk. The three that had been fighting, had stopped. Well, for now anyway.

To Be Continued...