Tusuami Gets PMSy
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: We're all going to die!!!!!!
Author and Freaky Narrator Dudett: Why you!!!! KO!
FNDK: I hate PMSes!
Tusuami: wakes up What a bright and early day! stretches looks down AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kurama: sips tea Should someone be waking up Tusuami today?
Boton: I'll go. It's my turn... unless someone else will do it for me?
Silence.
Boton: Okay. begins to climb the stairs
Tusuami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sonic Boom!
Boton: gets thrown off the stairs Watch out now!!! hits the wall
Kurama: catchs a flying newspaper and starts to read it
Yusuke: Damn! plugs ears Not again!
Hiei: glares up the stairs Hn. Baka.
Sonic Boom Ends.
Yusuke: You get her Kurama.
Kurama: If I must....
Kurama: knocks on door Are you okay? gets a hairdryer thrown at him
Tusuami: Come in.
Kurama: It's time for school.
Tusuami: flips her hair Do I have to Kurama-poo?
Kurama: Kurama-poo?
Tusuami: nods
Kurama: Well just get dressed okay?
Tusuami: Yes love.
Yusuke: LOL She called you love and... Kurama-poo!!!
Hiei: You're in over your head Kurama. Just let her be.
Boton: But the last time she nearly murdered everyone.
Tusuami: KONICHIWA!!!!!! I made my special PB&J BARS!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Tusuami: waiting Ahem?
Silence.
Tusuami: popping a vein COME ON MUNCHKINS!!!!! EAT UP SO YOU CAN BE GOOD AND STRONG LIKE YOUR DADDY!!!!
Everyone: o.O
Tusuami: Takes out a bucher knife Come to joe mama!
Tusuami: Kurama-poo!!! Will you brush my hair? PWEEZE????
Kurama: Sit still then.
Tusuami: Yeah!
Kurama: starts brushing So? Did you sleep well? Tusuami: expression turns frustrated/angry Did I sleep well!!!! stomps on his foot Damn right I slept well! Like a bloated baby!!!!
Kurama: winces Go to school.
Tusuami: innocent But!
Kurama: Go. Now.
Tusuami: Jeez! I just might think you have PMS!!! leaves
Tusuami: to the wall You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
People walk by staring at her.
Yusuke: Never trust anyone that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
Keiko: YUSUKE!!!
FNDK: SEE!!!! Tusuami turns even more insane!!!! She called Kurama POO!!!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDDING!!!! YUSUKE'S RIGHT!!!
FND: OH YEAH!!!!!!? slaps him to kingdom come
Author: Nice.
Boton: So how are you Tusuami?
Tusuami: Fine! You?
Boton: Ok.
Tusuami: That's good!!
Kurama walks in.
Tusuami: AHHHHHH!!!! It's the rapist!!!! RUN!!!!! runs away
Kurama: Do you think she does this on purpose. Boton: Maybe some of them....
FNDK: STOP READING THIS!!!!!!! STOP!!!!! Author twacks him
Author: The whole point of this thing is so people will read it!!!!!! JUST LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!
Home... at last....
Tusuami: OHHHHH!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under thee sea???!!!
Crickets chirp.
Tusuami: Well... :p
Tissar: I see...
Tusuami: Uncle!!!! hugs
Tissar: Hello. You've been causing trouble?
Tusuami: Who told you that? Was it the molester Kurama?
Tissar: ;; glances at Kurama who is shaking his head No.... Are you sure you're okay?
Tusuami: Why wouldn't I be!!? Stop being so overprotective!!!!!
Hiei: Oh I don't know... maybe the talking to the walls might do it.
Tusuami: At least the walls say more interesting things than you do!!!!!
Hiei: Hn.
Tusuami: Why you evil starfish!!!!
Author: We interrupt you for a brief announcement!
FND: Tusuami really does love starfish. She likes all animals and plants really. There are just some she doesn't want to pet.... Author: And now back to the fic!
Tissar: ?.? (Thinks) I left her with these poor kids! Oh course it was Kurama's wish... but still...
FNDK, FND, Author: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tusuami: takes out a Reikai Gun Ahha!!!
Yusuke: Where did you get that!!!!
Tusuami: I... uh....
Hiei: She stole it.
Tusuami: Na uh!!! I was curious and I borrowed it!!!
Tissar: If that's anything like a Ancientkai gun... OH GOOD LORD!!!!
Tusuami: FIRE!!!!!!! Shoots
The place Explodes. KABOOM!!!!!
7 days later...
Keiko: Okay Tusuami you're free to go. unchains Tusuami inside a fireproof titanium cage
Tususami: I want to eat some pickles!
Keiko: O.o You're not...
Tusuami: WHAT!! NO!!!
Author: The moral of this story is never use anything electronic outside when it is raining.
FNDK: What?
FND: Don't ask.
Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: We're all going to die!!!!!!
Author and Freaky Narrator Dudett: Why you!!!! KO!
FNDK: I hate PMSes!
Tusuami: wakes up What a bright and early day! stretches looks down AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kurama: sips tea Should someone be waking up Tusuami today?
Boton: I'll go. It's my turn... unless someone else will do it for me?
Silence.
Boton: Okay. begins to climb the stairs
Tusuami: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sonic Boom!
Boton: gets thrown off the stairs Watch out now!!! hits the wall
Kurama: catchs a flying newspaper and starts to read it
Yusuke: Damn! plugs ears Not again!
Hiei: glares up the stairs Hn. Baka.
Sonic Boom Ends.
Yusuke: You get her Kurama.
Kurama: If I must....
Kurama: knocks on door Are you okay? gets a hairdryer thrown at him
Tusuami: Come in.
Kurama: It's time for school.
Tusuami: flips her hair Do I have to Kurama-poo?
Kurama: Kurama-poo?
Tusuami: nods
Kurama: Well just get dressed okay?
Tusuami: Yes love.
Yusuke: LOL She called you love and... Kurama-poo!!!
Hiei: You're in over your head Kurama. Just let her be.
Boton: But the last time she nearly murdered everyone.
Tusuami: KONICHIWA!!!!!! I made my special PB&J BARS!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Tusuami: waiting Ahem?
Silence.
Tusuami: popping a vein COME ON MUNCHKINS!!!!! EAT UP SO YOU CAN BE GOOD AND STRONG LIKE YOUR DADDY!!!!
Everyone: o.O
Tusuami: Takes out a bucher knife Come to joe mama!
Tusuami: Kurama-poo!!! Will you brush my hair? PWEEZE????
Kurama: Sit still then.
Tusuami: Yeah!
Kurama: starts brushing So? Did you sleep well? Tusuami: expression turns frustrated/angry Did I sleep well!!!! stomps on his foot Damn right I slept well! Like a bloated baby!!!!
Kurama: winces Go to school.
Tusuami: innocent But!
Kurama: Go. Now.
Tusuami: Jeez! I just might think you have PMS!!! leaves
Tusuami: to the wall You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
People walk by staring at her.
Yusuke: Never trust anyone that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
Keiko: YUSUKE!!!
FNDK: SEE!!!! Tusuami turns even more insane!!!! She called Kurama POO!!!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDDING!!!! YUSUKE'S RIGHT!!!
FND: OH YEAH!!!!!!? slaps him to kingdom come
Author: Nice.
Boton: So how are you Tusuami?
Tusuami: Fine! You?
Boton: Ok.
Tusuami: That's good!!
Kurama walks in.
Tusuami: AHHHHHH!!!! It's the rapist!!!! RUN!!!!! runs away
Kurama: Do you think she does this on purpose. Boton: Maybe some of them....
FNDK: STOP READING THIS!!!!!!! STOP!!!!! Author twacks him
Author: The whole point of this thing is so people will read it!!!!!! JUST LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!
Home... at last....
Tusuami: OHHHHH!!!! Who lives in a pineapple under thee sea???!!!
Crickets chirp.
Tusuami: Well... :p
Tissar: I see...
Tusuami: Uncle!!!! hugs
Tissar: Hello. You've been causing trouble?
Tusuami: Who told you that? Was it the molester Kurama?
Tissar: ;; glances at Kurama who is shaking his head No.... Are you sure you're okay?
Tusuami: Why wouldn't I be!!? Stop being so overprotective!!!!!
Hiei: Oh I don't know... maybe the talking to the walls might do it.
Tusuami: At least the walls say more interesting things than you do!!!!!
Hiei: Hn.
Tusuami: Why you evil starfish!!!!
Author: We interrupt you for a brief announcement!
FND: Tusuami really does love starfish. She likes all animals and plants really. There are just some she doesn't want to pet.... Author: And now back to the fic!
Tissar: ?.? (Thinks) I left her with these poor kids! Oh course it was Kurama's wish... but still...
FNDK, FND, Author: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tusuami: takes out a Reikai Gun Ahha!!!
Yusuke: Where did you get that!!!!
Tusuami: I... uh....
Hiei: She stole it.
Tusuami: Na uh!!! I was curious and I borrowed it!!!
Tissar: If that's anything like a Ancientkai gun... OH GOOD LORD!!!!
Tusuami: FIRE!!!!!!! Shoots
The place Explodes. KABOOM!!!!!
7 days later...
Keiko: Okay Tusuami you're free to go. unchains Tusuami inside a fireproof titanium cage
Tususami: I want to eat some pickles!
Keiko: O.o You're not...
Tusuami: WHAT!! NO!!!
Author: The moral of this story is never use anything electronic outside when it is raining.
FNDK: What?
FND: Don't ask.