Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I just wrote this fic because my sister
Souma Kagura is too lazy.... T_T
Souma Kagura: That's not true! This fic was created and written only by him! I just translate it! Be kind to him, this is his first fanfiction...^^
Chapter 1: Wong reveals the secret
(This fic begins in the end of the episode "Déjà Vu", when the enforcers take Daolon Wong to Valmont).
Wong: You fools! Don't you recognize your master???
Finn: The only master we have is Big V!
Ratso: But you already said that at Chan's shop...
Finn: ...
Valmont: I think I ordered you idiots to get the shield!
Shendu: I already said, Valmont... The shield is not important!!!
Wong: The fire demon is still alive? Let me speak to him!
Finn: No way, gramps!
Wong: Foolish! I want you to know that I know how to find all the talismans!
Everybody is surprised.
Shendu: How do you know about my talismans???
Wong: But first I need that you get me out of this cage!
Valmont: Hak Foo...
Hak Foo appears.
Valmont: Release that old man from that cage and force him to give us the talismans...
Hak Foo: Black Tiger frees Ugly Turtle! (Kicks and destroys the cage)
Shendu: Now tell me where my talismans are!!!
Wong: Calm down, old lizard! I have to cast the spell!!! I need serpent eye, bat tail, lion tooth, frozen mammoth hair and the secret ingredient...
Everybody: That would be...?
Wong goes to Valmont.
Wong: (cuts a Valmont's lock of hair) Mafious English man hair!
Everybody looks at Valmont, trying not to laugh
Wong: Ohhh-Yuohhhhhh-Wuoooohhhhh (casting the spell)
Tarakudo: (yawns) Who woke me up now???
Wong: What did he say?
Tarakudo: What did he say?
Tohru: He asked who woke him up.
Wong: It was me, powerful Tarakudo!
Tarakudo: What?
Tohru: He said that it was him...
Tarakudo: And what do you want?
Wong: What did he say????
Tohru: Asked what you want...
Shendu: This is already getting ridiculous!!!
Tarakudo: Do you speak English?
Shendu: Do you speak English?
Valmont: Does anybody here speak English???
Everybody raised their hands, except for Tarakudo who doesn't even have an arm...
Wong: So I can stop speaking Chinese...
Tarakudo: That was Chinese? That's why I didn't understand a word! Your pronounce sucks!
Wong: Let's go back to what is important! I'll find the 9 oni generals' masks so that we can get the talismans to free Shendu, so he'll free his siblings and they will the 9 oni masks!
Shendu: I have only five brothers... and two sisters...
Tarakudo: It seems that you know a lot about everybody here!
Wong: Indeed... Chan will have no chance to defeat the forces of darkness!!!
Everybody: Yes!!!
Valmont: And how much are you going to pay us???
Everybody looks at Valmont once more trying not to laugh, except for Tarakudo who ended up laughing very aloud.
Valmont: ...Blast...
Finn: Never mind! First we gotta find the talismans.
Wong: Don't worry about that. If my memory does not fail, mister Chan will do it for us...
*****
HSL: Review, please! No flames!
Kagura: Hey! Hak Foo does not appear in the first episode of Jackie Chan Adventures!
HSL: Shut up! ¬¬*
Kagura: XD
Souma Kagura: That's not true! This fic was created and written only by him! I just translate it! Be kind to him, this is his first fanfiction...^^
Chapter 1: Wong reveals the secret
(This fic begins in the end of the episode "Déjà Vu", when the enforcers take Daolon Wong to Valmont).
Wong: You fools! Don't you recognize your master???
Finn: The only master we have is Big V!
Ratso: But you already said that at Chan's shop...
Finn: ...
Valmont: I think I ordered you idiots to get the shield!
Shendu: I already said, Valmont... The shield is not important!!!
Wong: The fire demon is still alive? Let me speak to him!
Finn: No way, gramps!
Wong: Foolish! I want you to know that I know how to find all the talismans!
Everybody is surprised.
Shendu: How do you know about my talismans???
Wong: But first I need that you get me out of this cage!
Valmont: Hak Foo...
Hak Foo appears.
Valmont: Release that old man from that cage and force him to give us the talismans...
Hak Foo: Black Tiger frees Ugly Turtle! (Kicks and destroys the cage)
Shendu: Now tell me where my talismans are!!!
Wong: Calm down, old lizard! I have to cast the spell!!! I need serpent eye, bat tail, lion tooth, frozen mammoth hair and the secret ingredient...
Everybody: That would be...?
Wong goes to Valmont.
Wong: (cuts a Valmont's lock of hair) Mafious English man hair!
Everybody looks at Valmont, trying not to laugh
Wong: Ohhh-Yuohhhhhh-Wuoooohhhhh (casting the spell)
Tarakudo: (yawns) Who woke me up now???
Wong: What did he say?
Tarakudo: What did he say?
Tohru: He asked who woke him up.
Wong: It was me, powerful Tarakudo!
Tarakudo: What?
Tohru: He said that it was him...
Tarakudo: And what do you want?
Wong: What did he say????
Tohru: Asked what you want...
Shendu: This is already getting ridiculous!!!
Tarakudo: Do you speak English?
Shendu: Do you speak English?
Valmont: Does anybody here speak English???
Everybody raised their hands, except for Tarakudo who doesn't even have an arm...
Wong: So I can stop speaking Chinese...
Tarakudo: That was Chinese? That's why I didn't understand a word! Your pronounce sucks!
Wong: Let's go back to what is important! I'll find the 9 oni generals' masks so that we can get the talismans to free Shendu, so he'll free his siblings and they will the 9 oni masks!
Shendu: I have only five brothers... and two sisters...
Tarakudo: It seems that you know a lot about everybody here!
Wong: Indeed... Chan will have no chance to defeat the forces of darkness!!!
Everybody: Yes!!!
Valmont: And how much are you going to pay us???
Everybody looks at Valmont once more trying not to laugh, except for Tarakudo who ended up laughing very aloud.
Valmont: ...Blast...
Finn: Never mind! First we gotta find the talismans.
Wong: Don't worry about that. If my memory does not fail, mister Chan will do it for us...
*****
HSL: Review, please! No flames!
Kagura: Hey! Hak Foo does not appear in the first episode of Jackie Chan Adventures!
HSL: Shut up! ¬¬*
Kagura: XD