(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex)
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON are watching a movie)
(Cut to the screen. A SPY jumps off of a snowmobile just as it explodes)
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Been there done that.
RON: You know what I hate about these spy flicks? They never tell you anything about the villain. No back story, no explanation, nothing.
KIM: Does it really matter?
RON: No, not really. But I'd like to know why they decided to be a villain. People don't just wake up one morning and say, "Gee, I'd like to be a villain." I want to know why.
KIM: Just watch the movie.
(Cut to: A Laboratory in New Jersey)
(Cut to the interior. It's deserted. At the skylight in the ceiling (where else would it be?) a clawed hand appears and traces a hole in the glass. It carefully removes the cut section. A shadowy figure flies through the hole and lands inside the laboratory. It does an elaborate series of flips and knocks out the security cameras. The figure surveys a series of laser beams which lay around the lab. It carefully leaps over the beams and towards a large steel door)
DRAKKEN: (OS) Well done, Shego.
(DRAKKEN throws down a rope and begins to descend)
SHEGO: Dr. Drakken, stop!
DRAKKEN: Shego, we've been over this before. I give the orders. I'm in charge.
(DRAKKEN descends, and walks towards SHEGO. He walks right into a beam and trips the alarm)
DRAKKEN: This has happened before, hasn't it?
SHEGO: Yeah.
(SECURITY GUARDS burst in)
DRAKKEN: Shego, get them!
SHEGO: How come I always have to get them? Why don't you get them?
DRAKKEN: I'm not the fighting type. I'm more of the stand-in-the-background- and-watch-while-you-do-all-the-work-type.
SHEGO:
(SHEGO leaps into action and easily defeats the guards. She heads back to the door)
SHEGO: Now, let's get what we came for and get out. They'll have Kim Possible show up any minute.
(SHEGO slashes at the door)
(Cut to the Multiplex. KIM and RON are watching the movie. RON eats some popcorn. RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Hmm, popcorn!
(RUFUS dives into the popcorn)
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
EVERYONE IN THEATRE: Shhh!
KIM: (In a whisper) What up, Wade?
WADE: There's been a break in at a top secret lab in New Jersey. Something very important was stolen. They need your help.
KIM: Thanks, Wade.
(Turns off Kimmunicator)
KIM: Come on, Ron. Let's jet.
RON: But the movie's not over!
KIM: Ron, we're going to go do that for real, now come on! We're going to New Jersey.
(KIM drags RON out of the theatre)
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON are watching a movie)
(Cut to the screen. A SPY jumps off of a snowmobile just as it explodes)
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Been there done that.
RON: You know what I hate about these spy flicks? They never tell you anything about the villain. No back story, no explanation, nothing.
KIM: Does it really matter?
RON: No, not really. But I'd like to know why they decided to be a villain. People don't just wake up one morning and say, "Gee, I'd like to be a villain." I want to know why.
KIM: Just watch the movie.
(Cut to: A Laboratory in New Jersey)
(Cut to the interior. It's deserted. At the skylight in the ceiling (where else would it be?) a clawed hand appears and traces a hole in the glass. It carefully removes the cut section. A shadowy figure flies through the hole and lands inside the laboratory. It does an elaborate series of flips and knocks out the security cameras. The figure surveys a series of laser beams which lay around the lab. It carefully leaps over the beams and towards a large steel door)
DRAKKEN: (OS) Well done, Shego.
(DRAKKEN throws down a rope and begins to descend)
SHEGO: Dr. Drakken, stop!
DRAKKEN: Shego, we've been over this before. I give the orders. I'm in charge.
(DRAKKEN descends, and walks towards SHEGO. He walks right into a beam and trips the alarm)
DRAKKEN: This has happened before, hasn't it?
SHEGO: Yeah.
(SECURITY GUARDS burst in)
DRAKKEN: Shego, get them!
SHEGO: How come I always have to get them? Why don't you get them?
DRAKKEN: I'm not the fighting type. I'm more of the stand-in-the-background- and-watch-while-you-do-all-the-work-type.
SHEGO:
(SHEGO leaps into action and easily defeats the guards. She heads back to the door)
SHEGO: Now, let's get what we came for and get out. They'll have Kim Possible show up any minute.
(SHEGO slashes at the door)
(Cut to the Multiplex. KIM and RON are watching the movie. RON eats some popcorn. RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Hmm, popcorn!
(RUFUS dives into the popcorn)
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
EVERYONE IN THEATRE: Shhh!
KIM: (In a whisper) What up, Wade?
WADE: There's been a break in at a top secret lab in New Jersey. Something very important was stolen. They need your help.
KIM: Thanks, Wade.
(Turns off Kimmunicator)
KIM: Come on, Ron. Let's jet.
RON: But the movie's not over!
KIM: Ron, we're going to go do that for real, now come on! We're going to New Jersey.
(KIM drags RON out of the theatre)