Diversity Won Britain's Got Talent!!!

I had this dream which included this bizarre fanfic, so Voila here it is :D

Enjoy !!!

Disclaimer I shall not and do not own Harry Potter nor Twilight.

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BPOV

Nessie is busy with her usual pranking with her Uncle Emmett, a 5 year olds mind in a 20 year olds body! (A/N I don't think Meyer mentions Emmetts age but I think he's 20.) Jeez he'll never grow up. Literally. A vampire trait we all live with.

Edward chuckled

"What?" I asked confused had someone said something funny while I zoned out?

"You left your shield down from before." He said raising his eyebrows remembering why I left it down. I'm sure if I could still blush I would be bright red now.

"Oops"

He chuckled again.

I sighed in contentment, just lying here on the loveseat in my husbands arms.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Emmett screamed dragging a hyper-active Nessie and being chased by a mad Rose and Alice.

What have they done now?
"What have you two done now?" Edward asked as if he could read my mind :P

"Well...." Emmett started before three things happened.

ran over to Edward,

2. Alice and Rose pounced,

started dry sobbing while Rose and Alice repeatedly hit him.

"EMMETT McCARTY CULLEN!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD YOUR NOT GETTING ANY SEX FOR ATLEAST A MONTH!!!" Rose yelled, we all knew that Rose would stand up to her word but Emmett wouldn't learn from his mistakes.

"But Rosie baby....." he said while getting up and following Rose out of the room begging for her to take it back but Rose being Rose wouldn't do that.

"Alice will she cave?" I asked

Alices eyes glazed over for a moment before saying a quick "No" and bouncing off to her next fashion victim.

Nessie giggled from her place in my hair.

I have totally forgot about her there.

"What's so funny?" I asked her

"I heard Gampa Carlisle talking to Gamma Esme (A/N I used to call my Grandparents this before they died.)about a man called Bumble Bee!" she exclaimed happily.

"Ok Nessie you need to calm down or you don't get to help out with Emmett anymore." I told her sternly

Edward's face turned into a scowl.

"What's wrong Edward?" I asked starting to get panicky, thinking what I had said had made him mad.

"Nothing Love just the wolves have arrived." He stated.

"OK"

"JACOBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!" Was all I could hear as soon as Edward mentioned wolves 'til Jacob came through the front door only in a pair of black sweats like usual and his hair still shoulder length.

"Nessie! God you've grown how..." Jacob started but a crackling sound and a flash of Green stopped him.

I turned towards the fireplace and came face to face with a man with long white hair down to his waist and also a white beard that tucked into his belt, long purple robes and an aged face with many wrinkles (Your not wrinkly :P) and deep blue eyes hidden behind half moon spectacles.

A growl erupted from Edwards throat and crouched infront of me in the protective stance.

Jacob had Nessie on his back and Jacob looked like he was ready to phased and destroy the invader.

"I'm sorry, is Carlisle Cullen here?" he asked with a soft tone.

"Yes he is he is in the stu-" Edward started

"Albus! How nice to see you again old friend. Last time I saw you it was 1926." Carlisle interrupted.

"Yes Carlisle it was but then you didn't have such a large coven." Wait did he know we're vampires?

"Umm well I'll introduce you all when Rose and Emmett have umm...stopped." Carlisle answered shuddering.

"Hey we didn't do anything because my Rosie keeps to her word. Much to my disappointment. Plus you and Esme are no Angels either " Emmett said coming into the room.

"Ok Emmett." Carlisle said looking embarrassed.

"Anyway Carlisle I have news but please introduce me first." Albus said

"Well this is my Wife Esme, my children Rosalie and Emmett, Alice and Jasper, Edward and Bella with their daughter Renesme and a family friend Jacob Black" He said while motioning to them

"Daughter? I thought Vampires can't have children, Unless adoption like lovely Esme ?" Albus asked and Esme looked down embarrassed.

"Well when I first moved to Forks, I noticed that the Cullens weren't normal so I started becoming interested and then through a series of events we fell in love..." I said while looking into Edwards eyes, Jacob and Nessie gagged behind me. Edward sent them a glare " He eventually proposed while I was human then we had a beautiful wedding and honeymoon where Nessie was conceived. When I found out I was pregnant I was scared because the baby would be half vampire and I wouldn't know what to expect. I gave birth about a month later which led to me dying but Edward injected venom into me quick enough to save me." I concluded.

"Well I can tell your not all vampires because Jacob doesn't have Topaz eyes" he pointed out

"Yes he's a shape-" Jacob growled " He's a werewolf" I corrected myself.

"Ahhh you should meet Remus Lupin ex-professor at Hogwarts, he's a werewolf but he only changes at night." Albus explained

"He can't be from the Quileute Tribe then we phase when we want." Jacob said proudly.

"No he was bitten, (A/N Was he bitten or did he decide to be an Animagus?) and he-"

"Albus why are you here?" Carlisle asked.

"Well we; myself and Professor McGonagall wanted to invite you to become students and Professors at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry." He concluded.

"But we're not magical." Jasper spoke.

"Oh but you are when vampires drink from animals and become 'vegetarians' something triggers inside of them and they become magical but werewolves are naturally magical." He explained.

"Mommy, daddy pretty pretty pleaseeee can we go to Hoggywarts?" Nessie begged.

She pouted and when she did everyone was wrapped around her little finger.

"Ok Nessie but you have to behave." I told her

She nodded her head vigorously and so fast that I thought it would end up rolling on the floor any minute.

"Great! I'll expect you on the 1st of September to show you around and there are special rooms in each house which conclude of a bedroom and bathroom for each couple, so whichever house your put in you shall have your own room with your mate but its shall lead into a living room which all of you shall share and also to the house common room. Here are your letters of acceptance and your list of items you will need. Carlisle, Esme and Jacob if you wish to become professors please contact me by owl or by Floo; Floo is the way I got here through green flames."

"Umm we're vampires won't the flames kills us?" Emmett asked

"Wow Emmett you asked a sensible question." Jake applauded

"I'm more than just a pretty face." Jake scoffed

"Well no the flames won't" he said and vanished into the green flames.

How was it I don't know whether to carry on or not :D

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