Numero Sece in the DeidaraxGaara Fanfiction Series!

OMFG!! HOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Temari walked down the Hall to Gaara's room to see what he and Deidara were up to. That sounded really dirty, but it was true. But they were probably just making out and listening to emo music. Nothing prepared her for the truth she discovered when she opened the door.

A shirtless Deidara was pinning Gaara down on the bed, yanking off his shirt, both boys kissing feircly.

"o-oh!! S-sorry, guys!" temari stuttered while trying to hide a massive nosebleed.

they tore apart and looked at temari.

A faint blush stained gaara's cheeks and Deidara just had a smug smile plastered on his face.

Kankuro walked in. "get a room, or at least turn up the music." And he walked off.

The music was turned up and the couple restarted.

Temari listened at the door the next morning, not wanting to walk in on anything again. Nothing. She quietly opened the door.

Deidara was sitting up slightly, smiling as he ran his finger's through Gaara's red locks. The 15 year old had an arm draped around the older boy and was snuggling up to him in his sleep, small smiles occasionally creeping across his face.

And then Temari died from lack of blood, due to massive nosebleeds from extremely awesome yaoi…