Numero Sinco of the DeidaraxGaara Fanfiction Series
OMFG!!!! What happens to the Gaara and friends when they spend the evening at a comedy club!!!!
"you there! The Blond that looks like a girl!" said the man on stage.
Deidara grinned and strode up.
The man chose another bar-goer and commenced instruction. "ok, ok, settle down people. I'm gonna read a quote from 2 famous love songs, and your going to interpret them into… RAP!!!!" the crowd howled and whooped. "kay. You with the brown hair, you go first!" the man said pointing at he other boy. "her it is… 'we looked throught the window, and saw each other there. It's as if we were made, to be the perfect pair'" the boy interpreted and the crowd roared. "alright, now it's your turn to pick a contestant, blondie!"
Deidara immidiatly looked at Gaara, smirking at their table. "you there, the red head that looks like a faggot, un!" Deidara grinned.
Gaara scowled.
"ok, now here's an interesting one, short but sweet. Blondie, your turn!" the man said after Gaara climbed on stage. "'how deep is your love?'"
the two boys looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Deidara took the microphone. "hey don't be a runner! I just need some place, to PARK MY HUMMER, un!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH YEAH, un!!!"
They all roared with laughter.
"hey hey, I think I'll try a little rhyme!" said the man. "well, I'm a master-bater, but I need someplace, to park my navigator!!" people laughed.
Gaara grabbed the microphone. "NO,No, that's not how you do it! It goes like this: hey,hey, you've gotten so large, it's just like bangin', A THREE CAR GARAAAAAAAAAAAGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone fell over on the floor, crying with laughter.
Deidara crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue. "oh yeah, well those pants make you look fat, un! He said after the crowd died down.
They OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH'd.
"you should be the one to talk!" Gaara scoffed. "you look like a total fag!!"
Deidara smirked. "if I were a gay-ass like you, I would have moved to first base by now, un!"
Gaara snickered. "you mean like this?" he leaned over and covered the other boy's lips with his.
Deidara gasped, then scowled. "you stole that kiss from me, un!" a mischievous smile played across his lips. "looks like I'll have to take it back, un!" he pinned Gaara against the walls and pressed his lips to the other boy's in a fiery kiss. Gaara gasped, and Deidara took the opportunity to slide his tongue into gaara's moist mouth.
"GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!!" shouted kankuro from the audience.
The comment was immediately followed by a resounding 'SMACK!!!!!!!' AND AN "OOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! TEMARI!!"
They broke apart, grinning, and the crowd went wild.
"that's all, folks!" cried Gaara as they exited stage left.
"you know. Gaara-chan… who needs a room, when a bathroom stall works just as well?"
and later that night, the entire ER was filled up from too many people having to many nosebleeds… Oo