Naomii: Hello readers, audience and all that fancy jazz. This is Naomii-
Sasuke: and Sasuke
Naomii: Shut up Sasuke your not important!!! reporting to you live at Konoha daily news. I'm here today to inform you of a new story written by a new author , starring ME!!!! Sakatora-Naomii Seishi
Sasuke: and Sasuke Uchiha
Naomii: DANGGIT SASUKE WHAT DID I SAY!!! NOW BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE DISOBIDIENT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE DISCLAIMER.
Sasuke: Hn.
Naomii: Oh now you want to be silent, say it fagalicious bartender
Neji: ...um yeah can you not do that, we're still on air...
Naomii: DAMATE BLIND GIRL!!! fAGALICIOUS SAY IT OR ELSE!!!! -pulls out zanpaktou-
Neji:...i'm done with this -Walks away from camera postion-
-Tsunade walks in angry because she lost yet another camera man-
Tsunade: DAMMIT NAOMII THAT'S THE 200TH CAMERA MAN THAT WE LOST THIS MONTH!!! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
-Tsunade starts pounding on Naomii's head, continuing to lecture her-
Sasuke :....Naomii doesn't not own any of the Naruto characters, thankfully.
Naomii: SASUKE DON'T JUST STAND THERE HELP ME, SHE KILLING ME - WAIT SASUKE DON'T LEAVE I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A FAGALICIOUS BARTENDER HELP!!!!! SHE'S KILLING THE STAR OF THIS STOOOORRRRYYYY!!!!
It was a beautiful evening in Konoha and everything was peacefull, birds were happily chirping to their friends, Mother's were about to get ready to make their tasty dinner, and children were eager to come home and see what their mother's were making. Everything was so happy and cheerful, except the Hokage's Head Quarters....
" DEMOTED!!!! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN DEMOTED!!!!" A brunette girl yelled at the top of her lungs.
" You heard me!! Look I gave you two chances, but now you have to go back to the academy so no arguing" An older man, known as the Hokage, stated
" -sigh- fine" The brunette finally agreeing making her way to a room were she can return her stuff back, and walking out of the Hokage's headquarters.
It's been a month since Naomii Seishi has returned to Konoha with her little sister,Musshy, and God has been laughing in her face since. First She was being followed by ANBU; then she couldn'y live on her own with Musshy, she had to live with her God Parents and Foster Parents, Shikaku and Yoshino Nara; Now she found out she has to give up her rank as an ANBU and return back to that blasted academy....
Pulling out of her thoughts, she noticed it was starting to drizzle. being only a block away from her house, she started to pick up the pace. That's when the thundeer roared and it started pouring.
'Crap' Naomii thought poofing her way into her house.
"AHHH!!!! Naomii-Chan HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DON'T. POOF. YOURSELF. INTO. THE. HOUSE"
" But Okaa-San It was raining-" Naomii tried to reason but was soon cut off by her evil,and annoying little sister, Musshy.
"Excuses, Excuses" The little 8 year old said while sitting down in the living room.
" So how was you're day Sweety?" Yoshino asked her daughter
" It was dreadful, God keeps laughing in my face." Naomii stated sitting in a chair that was near her.
Just then Shikau made his way inside the house....
" OTOU-SAN!!!!!" Musshy yelled hugging her father, behind him was a very bored looking Shikamaru. Shikamaru passing by the two and sitting at a table next to Naomii.
" Why would you say that?" Yoshino asked, continuing the conversation after giving her husband a kiss hello.
" because first I got demoted, then It started to rain on me." Naomii complained with her eyes turning a goldish-turquoise, ( Sorry for to cut off the story, but I meant to tell you guys that naomii's eyes change color depending on her mood.) which shows a mixtuer of annoyed, and mad. While showing her mom and her brother her wet curly brown hair.
" hold up!!! You got demoted? But how?" Shikaku asked butting into his daughter's conversation.
" Well you know with the leaving Konoha and Crap" Musshy responded
"Musshy how many times do I have to tell you about that dreadful word"
" but Mimi-Chan and Shika-Kun say it all the time" Musshy reasoned with her fake innocent voice, snitching on both naomii, and Shikamaru.
"Shikamaru, Naomii what did I tell you about saying stuff like that in front of Musshy." Yoshino lectured
" -sigh- okaa-San it's not even a curse word" Shikamaru said.
"Yeah Otou-San says it all the time" Naomii whined snitching on her father.
"Shikaku-" Yoshino started giving her husband a hard look
"Uhh- Gotta go to a meeting honey bye" Shikaku said kissing his wife and rushing out the front door. Shikamaru and Naomii just stared at the spot that their father once stood, then they turned around sighing.
"troublesome man"
"Tell me about it" They muttered.
"You should go to bed after dinner, So you can be well rested" Yoshino said to her children
"-sniff- I never had to go to bed early for school, this blows" Naomii said with her eyes turning a blueish-green, meaning she was sad but happy,
"Oh Okaa-san can we have bento tonight"
"Ok I need to rest since i was cleaning all day, I'll call" Yoshino said before she was attacked by her youngest daughter.
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY" Musshy yelled
"Ok,Ok" Yoshino laughed patting her daughter on the head.
"....So how's this class of yours?" Naomii asked finally talking to her Nii-San.
"It's troublesome" Shikamaru said.
"Are people strong enough to give me a challenge." Naomii asked excited
"You'll see tomorrow" shikamaru said standing up to get the door smince ot rang.
"But that's not good enough I want to know now!!!" naomii commanded chasing after her brother.
Naomii: Thanks for reading and I apologize for the incident earlier and also sorry for the story being so short. Next time it will be longer, I'm probably gonna make the next chapter today or sometime this week. JA NE!!!
