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Chapter 1:

It was a normal day as you could hear the familiar TARUNDORU! in the distance as it was a forecast of the little earthquake that happened right after it.

"Another earthquake, Nya," Eiji sighed as he was playing a practice match against Momoshiro.

"It's been a lot of them lately, do you know why Inui-senpai?" Momo asked as he looked over the data master who was scanning his notebook.

"Earthquakes are quite common here in Japan but there is a 88.5% chance the cause is coming from Kanagawa," Inui said as he pushed up his glasses as if he were cool. (Something that he isn't.)

"Don't get careless! Momo, Eiji, Inui, 50 laps!" Tezuka shouted and seemed to be in "that mood" today.

The three, or Momo and Eiji, sighed, as Inui seemed to have run away. Wait? Running away? He wasn't like this. "Where did Inui-senpai go?" Kaidoh asked randomly.

"Where am I?" A familiar curly-haired boy asked. He wasn't standing in front of his house, but a school building. Kirihara Akaya sighed as he covered his eyes with a cap.

If you wondered, it was Sanada's cap and the cause of the earthquake.

"Wait... This is Seishun! Seigaku, and where Seigaku is, Echizen is." Akaya smirked evilly as he thought of this. He could just play Echizen once more and crush him. That would be easy. He would get sweet revenge for buchou.

Akaya looked over at the courts where the team was practicing. "Come out Echizen!" Akaya shouted and waved his racket around. The courts turned quiet and the freshmen, juniors and regulars looked up at him.

"Echizen is in America," Horio said as walked up to the baby of Rikkaidai. "What?! When?" Akaya shouted (very surprised) and looked down at Horio who seemed to be very, very, scared.

"Seriously, he hasn't heard about that?" Some freshmen whispered to each other.

"Well, where is Tezuka?" Akaya shouted as he felt his cheeks heat up. How could he not know that? This was embarrassing, but he could beat the buchou and avenge Sanada's cap! Yeah, definitely not Sanada, but the cap.

"Only team members are allowed here." Tezuka said as he came out from behind a bush. (What?)

"Tezuka!" Akaya shouted in surprise and took a step back. "Let's play a match!" Akaya shouted again (my, a lot of shouting going on) as he pieced himself together and smirked. "I will crush you!"

The other members of Seigaku only stared at them. What was wrong with that guy? First he didn't know that Echizen was in America and now he challenged the captain who was on pro level, seriously.

"No." Tezuka answered blankly.

"Ehh? Why? Come on? Please!" Akaya begged in complaining tone. "Come on!" Akaya tried one more time.

"Akaya!" A familiar angry fukubuchou turned up without a cap.

(So he did have hair under there...)

Akaya gulped and turned around to face his fukubuchou and buchou. He was so dead. (Pray for him.)

"Buchou, fukubuchou, I can..." Akaya was cut off by a slap from Sanada. It wasn't so hard, it only made him fall to the ground and get a scratch on his left arm.

"Fuji-san, Tezuka-san," Yukimura said and greeted them as Fuji showed up. "Nice to meet you again." Yukimura continued.

"There is 99.9% that you are going to punish him." Inui said and came out of the bathroom. (There he was.)

Sanada took his cap and placed it back on his own head. "Just wait till we get back." Sanada said and tried to perfect the position/angle of his beloved cap. Akaya wanted to run away, but he couldn't as he was under his fukubuchou's glare.

"Kirihara-kun, do you want something to drink?" Inui asked as he held up a... bottle.

"Well, I'm thirsty," Akaya muttered and looked at the bottle. "Um... thanks creepy-glasses guy," Akaya said and looked at the bottle with an 'Inui' sign on.

"Kirihara-san, don't do it!" Someone cried out as the others didn't really care.

"Akaya?" Yukimura looked worried as his kohai fell unconscious on the ground (his soul was being sucked out).

"What did you give him? It has more effect than slapping does," Yukimura asked as he crouched down beside Akaya.

"Inui special-super-great-awesome-ultra-good-juice," Inui answered and wrote the effect(s) in his notebook.

Sanada frowned; maybe he could start making juice and- but it was cut off by a shout from Arai. "What's wrong with him? Is he shrinking?!" Arai gasped and got a basketball in the head. (What?)

The people who were there looked on with fascination. Akaya's arms and legs shrank inwards, but his eyes got bigger. So did Inui's, who was scribbling furiously in his notebook.

"Wha..." Akaya squirmed as his body moved a little. "Akaya?" Sanada asked, a little unsure as his kohai woke up. "Are you okay, Kirihara-kun?" Fuji asked as the boy cursed under his breath. (What, no one cares that he cursed?!)

The boy looked at his hand with big eyes. "What happened?" The boy asked, noting that his voice was softer and higher.

"Akaya? Are you alright?" Yukimura asked as tried to look the boy in the eyes. "Buchou? When did you get so big?" Akaya suddenly asked and stared up at the big bad buchou of Rikkai Dai.

The boy turned to Sanada and looked up at him. "Fukubuchou, when did you turn into a whale...? ...Oh, you have always been one." Akaya chuckled as someone tried to stop Sanada from annihilating Akaya.

"He shrunk." Kaidoh said as he walked up to them.

"Shrunk, what are you talking about bandanna boy!?" Akaya growled and jumped up at his feet. "Huh?" He looked up at them. "What the fuck!?" He screamed.

"Language," Yukimura (ever the language and grammar Nazi) said and ruffled the kid's hair. "I would estimate his age to be around 5 years old." Inui said and wrote in his book.

"Five? I'm a second year in middle school!" Akaya shouted, annoyed.

"Not anymore..." The author laughed evilly and continued her plan to make his life a living hell...