22 ways to annoy Kratos Aurion
1.Call him 'Crabcakes'.
2.Glare and mutter incoherently.
3.Hug him at random moments
4.Act like a fangirl
5.stare at him
6.Poke him
7.Steal Flamberge
8.Videotape reaction and post it on Youtube
9.Dye hair pink
10.Laugh and run
11.Do stupid dance
12.Ask if Lloyd's stupidity was hereditary
13.Give him a nuggie
14.Play 'we are one' from the lion king 2 over and over and over
15.Force him to sing it
16.Call him 'Lord Vader'
17.Replace Flamberge with a lightsaber
18.Laugh evilly and say it was him.
19.Follow him around when he's not looking, flouncing like a little girl. When he does look, pretend to be examining something on the ground or talking to someone. When he turns away, continue flouncing.
20.Say 'Lloyd, I am your father' in your best Darth Vader voice and giggle hysterically.
21.Give him a cell phone, then text him constantly for the next week.
22.Put a really annoying ring tone on said cell phone. Never actually teach him how to answer it.
Kratos in the game is voiced by the same guy who voices Simba in the Lion King 2. Therefore, 'We are one' is a very desirable song for the Kratos Fangirls.