Hey Guys,

This is my first story I've ever written so it's reeeeeeally bad but I've decided to post it for old time's sake. I haven't edited it at all so read at your own risk (joke) but also, it was meant to be one big chapter but it was waaaaay too long so I chopped it up into chapters so that's why all the chapters start and end a bit abruptly. Right, now that's out of the way, Sonic and Tails are owned by Sega, the rest are owned by Nintendo but the Voice is owned by me because she's based off me.

Mario and his brother Luigi were playing Super Smash Bros. and Mario was thrashing Luigi.

"Oh yeah, who's the best? It's me!" Mario celebrated.

Luigi tried very hard not to fly into a temper tantrum.

Then, Toad walked into the room.

"Heya guys. Playing Smash Bros.? Can I join in?" he said.

"No," Mario announced.

"Mario!" Luigi said defiantly.

Mario laughed. "I'm just kidding Toad, of coarse you can join in!" he said.

So Toad joined in the game.

Suddenly, a circle of glowing light surrounded the three gamers. Unfortunately, everyone was so involved with their video game that only Luigi noticed. He tried to tell Mario.

"Err, Mario?" he said.

"Shut it a minute bro, I'm trying to work out how to use the fart cannon." Mario replied not taking his eyes off the screen.

Suddenly, Mario, Luigi and Toad magically soared into the sky. Mario screamed.

Luigi just said: "I told you so, bro."

"You could have told me we were going to get ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!" Mario yelled

"Aliens?!" Toad squawked and did about eight back flips.

Suddenly, the three landed with a bump on the floor of a room. However, this was not the room that they had previously been playing video games in; the three looked around worriedly.

"Where are we?" Toad asked.

"Beats me," Mario replied.

Luigi said nothing.

The room was small and white. It was scarily plain with white tiles on the walls and a shiny white floor.

"Stand my good men. For I have been waiting for you," a loud voice said suddenly.

Luigi jumped, so did Mario. Toad got so scared he ran away and crouched in a corner.

"Who speaks? Show yourself for I am the great hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and I shall chop you to pieces!" Mario announced trying to sound impressive.

The loud voice laughed. "What with? I have all the weapons," It said.

Suddenly, a ninja sword sliced through the air on its own accord. Mario yelped and just about managed to jump over it.

"Who are you?" Luigi enquired terrified but not allowing himself to show it.

"And what do you want with us?" Mario finished.

"You can just call me… The Voice!"

Mario and Luigi were unimpressed. Toad was still terrified.

"I have brought you here because I was bored and now I'm going to experiment on you using this awesomely complicated computer," The Voice continued.

"You can't do that!" Luigi cried.

The Voice laughed again. It said nothing but tapped at a few buttons. Then, with a flash of light, Mario and Luigi became joined together back to back!

They both screamed.

"You made us into Siamese twins?!" Mario exclaimed.

The Voice laughed.

"I can do whatever I want," it announced returning Mario and Luigi back to normal and taking away Toads arms

Toad screamed and ran around in circles crazily.

"Actually Bro, that is pretty funny," Luigi whispered to his brother secretly.

Mario was about to whisper back, but The Voice had raised his volume and he ended up yelling: "I KNOW RIGHT? HILARIOUS!" right in Luigi's ear.

Luigi clamped his hands over his ears and Toad glared at Mario.

"Sorry," Mario apologized.

So that was random! Join me tomorrow when I upload another chapter.

So long!