So...yeah. I decided to start one of these, mostly because I'm lacking inspiration for some of my other stories and this seemed like a pretty safe outlet for my lackluster creativity. But, since I probably couldn't do something Deep and Profound about every character in seven words, I decided to dispense with depth and just keep it light, fluffy, and gloriously stupid. Share and Enjoy. (If anyone got that reference, you are officially Cool.)
Lord Voldemort
He was sexy, once upon a time.