Hello to all! My name is Ruby C. Lavender, but for the purpose of shorter titles and abbreviations, call me *Ruby. A tall, beautiful demon in the background wags her tail. "*Ruby, nobody cares!" she yelled to yours truly. "Proserpina.SHUT IT!" "Umm. no. Just say the disclaimer, you foolish human!" "Okay, okay. Why are you here anyway?" I turn to her. "Shouldn't be somewhere torturing hell-dwellers?" Proserpina sighs. "After a few millennia, giving dead bad boys spankings just looses its fun." I give the head gate keeper of Hell a strange look. "Oooooooookayyyyyyy. Anyway, on to THE OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER OF RUBY C. LAVENDER! Otherwise known as O.D.Ruby!" (This would be one of those abbreviations I was talking about)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?" I say holding my ears. "Don't say that blasted disclaimer until you get to Dragonball Z AND receive five reviews. Your new, baka!" "Oh, Okay. As for the other disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or Yu-gi- oh, but I did create Hybrid, a. umm. well, hybrid version of both. As for Proserpina, you'll see her later in Dragonball Z. Now, on with the show!" "I can't believe you took up half a pager with this crap." "Proserpina.SHUT IT!"



The Twelve Days of Christmas, Hybrid Style

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.

Kari: 12 Digimentals! (Courage, Friendship, Love, Knowledge, Reliability, Light, Hope Kindness, Strength, Forgiveness, Miracles)

Yami: 11 monsters dueling! (Dark magic ATTACK!)

Mai: 10 Harpies slashing! (Opponent: Darn you, Elegant Egotist!)

Malik: 9 mind slave hunting! (It's my world now!)

T.K.: 8 Crests for winning! (Angemon, digivolve to: MangaAngemon!)

Yami Bakura: 7 ancient relics! (.And soon, they will all be mine!!)

Ken: 6 Childs of Chaos. (He, he, he! Ken: No! Get these voices out of my head!)

Serenity (as in Mai & Joey's 1st daughter): 5 20k GOLD RINGS!! (One necklace, two earrings, one finger-ring, and one bracelet)

Yolei (as in Yolei & Ken's 2nd daughter): 4 Digi Duelists! (Nisan Kaiba, Kimberly Moto, Joey Wheeler, & Tristian Taylor)

Yugi and Josh: 3 best friends! (Yugi: Tea, Joey, and Tristian - Josh: Kari, T.K., and Ken)

Kaiba: 2 pains in the- (Mokuba & Margaret: Seto! That's what you think of us? Seto: Yes)

*Ruby: And Joey in a puppy dog suit! (Kaiba, Duke, Rex Raptor, & many others sit in background, laughing hysterically.)

Please review. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Thank you.

And Joey in a puppy dog suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!