Disclaimer: I own nothing but a plot.
One peaceful day at the Akatsuki hideout came to a abrupt stop when Pain stumbled across a argument...
" Art is a bang!" the blonde pyromaniac protested to his partner Sasori.
" No, art is eternity." Sasori fought back.
Throwing his hands to his temples, Pain complied with his comrades," Oh please stop."
Kisame arrived, jovially putting his two sense in," Art is movement. I like anime. That is what art is."
Deidara and Sasori glanced at him as if he had a horn on his head.
Ridiculous.
Hidan came on scene, eyes closed," No, art is spiritual." earning him a glare from the redhead and the blonde. Kisame scoffed.
The Akatsuki spy intervened," We think art is harmony."
Both sides coming to a agreement.
" Aaaaaahhhh!" Deidara and Sasori grimaced and threw his arms in the air. Agitated as Hidan and Kisame giving dirty looks to the spy...
...their anger simmering...
" Art is a bang!"
" Spiritual!"
" Eternity!"
" Anime!"
" Harmony!"
Pain cried," Oh no, please don't speak about art." sobbing still, " art is destroying the Akatsuki."
Seeing his subjects glaring daggers at each other.
" Stop!" Itachi said, closing his book.
" Maybe art is a illusion." Konan stated to Kakazu." Yes, art is a invention to make more money."
Tobi chirped," Maybe art is happiness!"
Itachi sighed," There is no such thing as art." getting deadly glares from his comrades.
" What?"
Deidara and Kisame pulled Itachi in the fray," Itachi! How dare you say there is no such thing as art! Eh??"
" I haven't finished my sentence!" the Uchiha wailed.
Tobi jumped in to save his cousin to no avail as a fight broke out.
" I hate art. Art is quarrel." Pain sighed.
Fin.