Ever wonder what goes on in the minds of Naruto characters? Well, now, with the help of our beloved host (big cheer from crowd), Mae, you can know! She has developed a stunning new jutsu that allows her to pry into peoples' minds, hear their thoughts, or see their memories!
And now, without further ado, she will be greeting Naruto characters with the famous line that will instantly make them dwell on their deepest, darkest secret from last year…
"I know what you did last summer…"
Note: italicized textinside the ">"s are the thoughts of the prankees, less euphemistically put as victims.
First victim -Gaara
Mae (in a creepy whisper): I know what you did last summer…
Gaara (stare): Yeah, I killed people. So? >Do you have a problem with that?>
Mae: Uh… this kind of backfired… (sweatdrop)
Gaara (hesitation)>Wait… she doesn't seem intimidated enough… maybe she does know something. (gasp) This doesn't have anything to do with the cookies, does it?>
As all of the chapters are uncannily short, when I update, it will be by adding three chapters instead of one. Unless, of course, my brain goes into gridlock, as it has a tendancy to do when I don't get reviews... (hint, hint)