A/N: Well. I was very board today in math (is that so unusual?) and so I wrote this VERY SHORT STORY. It is very short. Whatever. I'm just going to post it anyway. Great well…
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter because if I did I would be rolling in money now, not writing on fanfiction.
Vroom vroom
Hermione sat down in the Gryffindor common room reading a book. As
usual. Suddenly her boyfriend Ron burst in screaming "vroom vroom!
I'm an airplane beware of my airplane snout! I will eat your flesh!"
Hermione stared at Ron surprised.
" What. The. Hell. Ron what the bloody hell are you doing!"
"Pretending to be an 'mione what does it look like I'm
doing?" Ron stated as if it was perfectly normal for a 15 year old boy
pretend to be an airplane.
"Uh... Wait did you say that you had a snout?" Hermione realized.
"Yeah. I mean all airplanes have snout to eat human flesh 'mione. And I
thought you grew up surrounded by muggles." Ron shook his head
disappointed.
"Um... Ron airplanes don't"
"they don't what 'mione?" Ron asked innocently.
"They don't... They don't, well, ummm... Oh never mind." Hermione
dismissed the subject all together at turned her attention back to her
book while her boyfriend flew around the common room annoying the
other Gryffindors.
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