"River and The Doctor were sleeping tenderly on the Tardis console and a machine was born – she was unwanted, they wanted to banish her to the deepest pits of some planet, and decided to give her to the fish, but some men took her to use her for their own purposes – the daughter who totally would, was born. There was, however, a hereditary oddity in the machine: at death it would, after a brief epilogue moment, vanish and reassemble somewhere just a bit more deformed every time – thus after centuries of adventurous exploration, its daughter had changed beyond recognition, and forgotten, and changed, her name to Clara – the secret identity, of the woman who killed Melody Pond, and stole her identity."