In the beginning, there was only
a churning turmoil of chaos.
At the heart of chaos, where all
things became one, appeared an Egg.
Having tumbled from the vortex, the
Egg gave rise to the Original One.
From itself, two beings the Original
One did make.
Time started to spin.
Space began to expand.
From itself again, three living things
the Original One did make.
The two beings wished, and from them,
matter came to be.
The three living things wished, and
from them, spirit came to be.
The world created, the Original One
took to unyielding sleep...
Or at least that's what naruto has gathered from the endless stream of dreams every night for the past… well all his life really, although he couldn't complain. The dreams themselves were a constant comfort. Always telling a tale, a story eagerly accepted in darkness's reprieve. A chance to escape his lonely existence, his constant life in a place that won't see him for who he is, something more than the shadow cast about in the villages "o" so perfect world.
A shadow he has no choice but to cast for the sun makes it so, a shadow sealed upon his person in order to protect this very village. Konoha one the 5 elemental powers, The village hidden in the leaves, getting angry naruto forced himself to expel such thoughts for he had a very special day planned,
For years he toiled
For years he planned
For years he deceived
All to reach this day, the day of graduation from the Konoha ninja academy
A day to fail
But, one can't fail at a four in the morning, for no body but the ninja that patrol his place of birth and those within the early bird category were up, in short school had to begin to place his plan into action, a plan that would rock the ninja system to its very core. And to bring it to exceedingly higher levels, naruto had to wake up early.
What better way to start the day than to finish setting up for the greatest prank in all a pankdom? Why, to set up another prank as a precursor.