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Title: Esplode

Summary: Three drabbles. 1: V-day 2: Zim isn't fond of their present situation 3: Gir's head esplodes

Warnings: Yaoi Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC

Couple: ZaDR

Written By: Shino

Dedicated To: Ai, Because I was mean to her :giggles:

Comments: The first, Valentines Day, was half inspired by something that's been floating in my head for a while and a V-day pic by BrokenDeathAngel on DA/FAC :squee: Luv her, for she draws purdy ZaDR and ItaSasu :ph33r:

Noise- is, well, a noise in the story.

Lyrics (centered) – people in story are listening/can hear it.

Lyrics (centered) - put in for my amusement. (AKA, they cannot hear it)

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Esplode

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(1)

Zim bounced up and down, growing annoyed at having to wait. "Dib-WORM." He called, fake hair falling in his face. He muttered a few curses and pushed it away, just for it to obstruct his vision again. "Hurry up!" He smoothed down his pink shirt for the ump-teenth time and glowered in the mirror next to him. "You said DATE for ZIM, not ZIM stands at DOOR!"

Dib skittered to the top of the stairs and proceeded to, rather ungracefully, stumble down the steps. "You showed up TWO hours early, I wasn't ready! I wasn't even STARTing to get ready!" Dib pulled at his shirt, which was only half on, and ran his fingers through his hair.

Zim huffed and crossed his arms. Baggy pink sleeves consumed his arms and he bounced up and down impatiently for the human to walk the last few feet. "Can we GO now?" Zim huffed again and turned to walk out.

Dib caught the Irken by the arm and pulled him into a hug. "Your so odd." He pressed a kiss to Zim's fake hair where he knew antenna lay flat. "Let's go." He let go of the other and grabbed his hand, dragging him out of the house.

Zim's cheeks flushed a soft blue as he was dragged along and he pulled at the humans hand, getting his attention. He lifted up onto tip-toes and pressed a kiss to the teens lips. "Happy Icky-Gross Sex-Love Day, Dib-pet."

Dib smiled and returned the gesture.

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Zim crossed his arms and pouted. The stinking HUUman was in front of him, bandaging his injured leg. This was humiliating and DEGRADING. A human was BANDAGING him. DISGRACEFUL. He squirmed, made a pained noise, and turned away. It didn't really hurt, the mub baby was being gentle, but he wanted the other to be uncomfortable too. It was only fair. The hands stopped moving and just laid on his shin. Zim looked back to see gold eyes trained on him. A moment of silence then the teen leaned up and kissed Zim. KISSED him. Zim stiffened at first but then added a slight pressure of his own.

Utterly Disgraceful.

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"GIR!" Zim yelled, eye twitching. His 'kitchen' was torn to shreds. And he knew who the culprit was, judging by the pancake batter coating his walls. "Where ARE youuuuu!" He was going to tear the robot apart, piece by defective piece.

Speaking of useless metal. . . .

He was still clutching Dib's glasses in his hand. "Dammit." He flinched, if he had sunk so low as to using human 'curse' words that meant he had been on this planet ENTIRELY too long. He snagged his shoulders. He wanted off this BLOODY PLANET!

"Zim?"

Zim flinched again, hearing something crash near-by. Ruddy blind HUUUman.

He lifted his right hand and looked at the gadget adorning it. He didn't have time to play 'hind-n-seek' with his SIR unit. He pressed a button on the side and his house, along with most of his block, shook with an explosion.

There was a cry from the other room, a thud, and some more crashes.

"HUUUUman!"

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Whee? This is kinda crap. Might fix it lay-tor!

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