Sooo...I got bored. I was reading through some old stories I had bookmarked and I came across a Kingdom Hearts fic 'Dear Writers of Fanfiction, No Just No' by cmsully, which had in turn been inspired by 'Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No' by PhoenixDiamond and I figured this'd make a fun victorious fic. So here I go.
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Victorious. I'm only putting this here to say I didn't come up with the story idea.
Dear Writers of Victorious
What is your problem with me? I'm the main character, it's sort of the rules of children's television that I try to resolve everyone's problems. Also, can we get something straight? I'm not gay. I don't have this inner turmoil where I'm constantly thinking about how awesome it would be to screw Jade's brains out. I'm not trying to steal Beck away from her, and André is my FRIEND.
Also, my father does NOT domestically abuse me like, all the time. Or ever.
Signed Tori.
Writing this one kinda broke my heart seeing as Jori is my OTP. But no pain no gain I guess. I promise to be totally unbiased in writing these. I mean, there's no Victorious character I hate, or even dislike wholly. It's more of an S/he is my least fav sort of thing, i.e. Beck. No hate.